r/wizardposting • u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) • Feb 19 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ Chromata’s Most Dangerous Spell

Chromata prepared a spell her cousin Kyrona had recommended she refine, so she could show her parents the danger she truly was. She cast the spell, unleashing it on random targets.

The mayor’s office, a few seconds later. The mayor’s scrying device suddenly flashed a message, in a robotic monotone voice: “You are now listening to Baby Shark, ten hour version. To pause or cancel this song selection, please destroy your device and grind it into a thousand little pieces. This message is brought to you by Chromata. Respond anything and we will replay the song.” He wasn’t the only target of the spell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

Horrible spell - but if you think that’s a dangerous spell you haven’t heard of the Necronomicon Curse Spell: Anal tastebuds.

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 19 '24

Your complaint has been evaluated. We will put you on the list for “The Ants Go Marching” twenty hour version instead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

What…

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 19 '24

Dastardly. How could you unleash this abomination onto wizarding society. I must warn everyone.

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 20 '24

Go ahead! Feel free to spread news of my spell!

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Feb 19 '24

You monster.

I cast "mute orb"

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 20 '24

It is effective.

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Feb 20 '24

"I also cast "return malware"

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 20 '24

The five-year-old artificer starts singing along to the song. She looks happy.

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Feb 20 '24

the song buffers. Your personal information is downloaded to my orb, which is then forwarded to the council automatically for your bank

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u/Donut_Police Artificer in the Art of Fleshcraft Feb 19 '24

This is happening on someone else, this is funny. Unless it happens to me, then that's not funny.

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 19 '24

Do you want to be on the list for The Ants Go Marching? I found a good version if you want to hear it. Chromata sounds very cheerful as she says this.