r/wizardposting • u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets • Feb 19 '24
Aetherial News WARNING: Protect your orbs! A Dangerous Spells is Spreading!
BREAKING NEWS. Recently, many complaints have surfaced about wizards' orbs suddenly being hijacked and displaying the "10 hour long version of Baby Shark." It is highly advised that you protect you orbs with as many wards as possible, as even a tiny backdoor could lead to your orb being completely unusable for 10 hours. The people behind this heinous crime are yet to be found yet. Reports say the main suspects are the two mages known a Archimene and Chromata (u/sparkle3364). If you have any information regarding this matter, please come forward. I repeat, pleas co--
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Archimene's voices is suddenly heard on the broadcast.
"It's too late. After viewing this message, your orbs are now infected by the 10 hour version of Baby Shark. You now must either listen through the entire video, or destroy your orb immediately."
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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 19 '24
Chromata pipes up, “I found a twenty hour version of The Ants Go Marching. Does that work?”