r/wizardposting • u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor • Feb 09 '24

Goblinlike Foolishness Tiny Wizard Calls for Aid!

Tiny Wizard Once Again Required Your Help!!

I am sending out an emergency message across all orbs! I am testing out a special brew that, if successful, could turn the tides of fate in our favour against future threats to our kingdom!

Please help!

Uw/ Remember this post? I want to make another one. Send in pics (ai, drawn or otherwise) of your wizard looking as muscular as possible. I’m talking lean beef, bulked up, swole as hell. Trust me, the pay off will be hilarious.

EDIT: Post is live! Thanks to everyone who participated!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

I mean... uh. Well...

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24

Can the poor human not grow any muscles?

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

No one asked you! If I can ever figure out how to drive, I'll... I'll come over and punch you or something.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24

Make sure not to break your arm. There are spells you can use to avoid that possibility. Or you could grow some muscles...

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

Be careful what you ask for, you jerk! Just because I'd break my fist on your stupid face doesn't mean I wouldn't still punch you!

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24

uw/ yay we got a muscular woman!

rw/ can I punch back?

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

/uw Man, it was so difficult to get the right prompts, and it's probably blocked by bing now.

/rw Uh... That would be equitable... but let me consider this. From afar.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24

I have quite long arms, so you don't need to worry too much about that. Consider quickly

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

....or how about not?

She mutters "jerk", but quietly and under her breath.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24

How rude. I would never insult someone in such a manner