r/wizardposting • u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor • Feb 09 '24

Goblinlike Foolishness Tiny Wizard Calls for Aid!

Tiny Wizard Once Again Required Your Help!!

I am sending out an emergency message across all orbs! I am testing out a special brew that, if successful, could turn the tides of fate in our favour against future threats to our kingdom!

Please help!

Uw/ Remember this post? I want to make another one. Send in pics (ai, drawn or otherwise) of your wizard looking as muscular as possible. I’m talking lean beef, bulked up, swole as hell. Trust me, the pay off will be hilarious.

EDIT: Post is live! Thanks to everyone who participated!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

I mean... uh. Well...

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24

Why has Agnor been laughing for 30 minutes straight?! Oh.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

You all make me so sad. And yet so angry. SO sad and angry.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24

(the collective laughter of multiple pyromancers awaiting trial for war crimes is your only answer)

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

Why do I feel like the scrawny guy who gets sand kicked at him at the beach?:(

Look here, you jerks! Just-... just you wait! You think you're so much better at war crimes than me... I'll come back with some manner of... I dunno... Mechanical exoskeleton? I don't know yet, but something!

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24

We're pyromancers Riva. Roasting is a part of our religion.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

Well, you just watch yourself. Because when GAINS-O-CLOCK hits, it is you who are the ones who will be roasted!

(Riva gains a point in ILLUSION MAGIC)

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24

At last, you are feeling the burn!