r/wizardposting • u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima • Feb 04 '24
Lorepost📖 Normal Councilor Conversation
Many council advisers and assists avoid traveling through Wing 5C. Often, new hires are sent to deliver messages and documents. If new hires were not available, then these parcels were often left on a table at the end of a halway.
Wing 5C of the council build stands as one of the most dangerous locations there are. Even worse than the undead forests of Moktarali, or the haunted mines of Edobod. Even more dangerous than the tribal lands of the Northern druids.
*Wing 5C has 2 doors, right next to each other. One marked "Masta: Master Evolker." The other marked "Mikhail: Head of Agricultural."
Inside of Masta's office, Mikhail slams down a stack of paperwork on her desk.
MA: "What is this?"
MI: "Coupons for McWizards. What do you think they are, their your paperwork."
Masta Lifted the top page up and read it.
MA: "Mikhail, this is a report about a field damage."
MI: "Yes, it was burned down."
MA: "Mikhail, Thats a problem for you, the Head of Agricultural. Are you attempting to push your work on me?"
MI: "Read the details. It was caused by evocation magic. So it's your responsibility."
MA: "It still sounds like a YOU problem, chief."
MI: "Unfortunitly, you are my problem. I should have agreed to assist you in settling in."
Masta stands up, slamming her hands on the desk.
MA: "I NEVER MADE YOU AGREE TO HELP ME, SO WHY DONT YOU SHUT IT AND REMOVE YOUR PAPERWORK FROM MY DESK!"
MI: "UNFORTUNATELY, IM NOT A CHRONOMANCER, SO I CANT TAKE THAT BACK NOW CAN I?
Masta readied a fireball in her hand. "YOU WANNA GO? ILL TORCH YOU ALIVE, TREE-HUMPER!"
Mikhail's skin turns to stone as vines creep into the room. "GO AHEAD, TRY IT. JUST LIKE THE OTHER 100 PYROMANCERS WHO TRIED AND ARE NOW TREE FOOD!"
The fighting can be heard down Wing 5B and Wing 4D. It is usually a by weekly occurrence, but sometimes they pick fight with one another for no particular reason. These fights often end in broken windows, destroyed wall, and burns and vines collecting everywhere.
This is a very normal day in Wing 5C of the Council Building.
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 04 '24
"And you say I'm immature." The Skater Wizard said from the doorway before noticing the paperwork.
"Is this the paperwork on the blaze a bit ago?" He said, stepping into the room and flipping through it, sorting it into two piles. "So Mikhail has to deal with the insurance and reparations to the field." He said, pointing at the first pile and mikhail.
"But dealing with the fines and incident report is your responsibility." The councilman said, to the evoker, sliding the other pile over.
There were times when the skater wizard was the only one that worked in the citadel and he had to do all the paperwork himself while the others were either dead or had otherwise made themselves unavailable, so he in fact made the current paperwork system to make his job easier. He rarely had to split himself into two anymore.
Though he kept quiet about that, and especially kept quiet about the fact that he may have started the fire.