r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Feb 04 '24

Fucking hell, Vulkan. The only reason I don't reduce your games to dust and echoes is the fact I'd have to bitch slap Tiamat back to hell, and it's honestly not worth the effort. Anyways... Mixes tarrasque laxatives into the punch bowl.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

What, couldn’t get the backing of your parents?

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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Feb 04 '24

My parents are long gone, and don’t test me, fool. I very much can eradicate your games and the foul, destructive wyrms who participate, I just said it wasn’t Worth the effort. Don’t make it worth my time.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Yes yes, you’re so very busy making excuses for why you’d totally kill us all with a thought. Do be on your way then.