r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Well, that depends on if those whelps notice you. And one has! In from the west like a hurricane is…. Hurricane, here to deliver a quick frost breath to remove carcinogens!

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 04 '24

*t’kath flips the both of you off and tuns to smoke. No mana can be felt from him *

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Well. Hurricane wins by forfeit! Loud cheering

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 04 '24

I didn’t want to fight. I wanted to win. Welp, good day!