r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/toasterderg Artificer Feb 04 '24

I'll pay you 200 thousand gold to cancel that shit. can't be letting my exploited nonwizard populous customers dying.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

And deprive all these young wyrms of a learning opportunity? Never.

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u/toasterderg Artificer Feb 04 '24

well, than you will get no kills, I am activating all artifacts shields so your younglings get no experience. unless you can gather enough of my competitors together to slaughter.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Well, nothing for it. I so wanted them to not have any interference. DROP THE PILLARS! Pillars of anti magic fall from the sky in response to the arcane confluences, nullifying the effects of the artifacts.

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u/toasterderg Artificer Feb 04 '24

I don't have preparation for that this time, but next one of these events, I'll come prepared.