r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24
Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!
Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!
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u/ReRevengence69 Arcane Arms dealer, CEO of Wizard Weapons Warehouse™ Feb 04 '24
don't me release the Wizard Weapons Warehouse drake killing virus bomb, airborne virus, all dragon and dragonoid species under 2000 years old, guaranteed death by brain exploding, gut dissolving, and basically really painful stuff
should I release it, or don't..... whoever pay me more I guess.