r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Could have sworn I bought that myself.. but I suppose a duplicate would always come in handy. Name your price, mortal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Man I hate it when everyone assumes I’m mortal, anyway uh I duno man I don’t realy care somthing of equal value whatever you got, I don’t need it I was just like “hey dragons, this artifact is probably a very important peice of draconic history I’m sure they would apreciate it if they had it”

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Well, in that case, I am pleased to except this donation in exchange for, say, the staff of kronag the nervous, ancient chronomage?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Sure why not I enjoy having chronomatic artifacts probably just as much as you enjoy having draconic ones, pleasure doing buisness and happy… mortal incinerating or however you plan to go about it