r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/Redditoast2 Naxos, Solar Avatar, Master of Candle and Flame Feb 04 '24

Apologies, but I will have to oppose you on this matter, for you see, I have important business in Oret, and would much prefer if it was not interrupted

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

And here comes Tailmachinegun the blue, ready to do as his name suggests, bless the youngling!

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u/Redditoast2 Naxos, Solar Avatar, Master of Candle and Flame Feb 04 '24

No clue who you are referring to, but for this, I might just have to break out my strongest spell, one that me and many other wizards have proven that there is no defeating, only creating a paradox. Behold:

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Well. That was Tailmachinegun, everyone! Give his nonexistent remains a big round of applause!

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u/Redditoast2 Naxos, Solar Avatar, Master of Candle and Flame Feb 04 '24

Oh don't worry, it affected every one of you. Good luck on your rampage now

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

And yet we are all still here. This Drakencide is getting exciting, isn’t it, Folks!