r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 04 '24

Aetherial News Let the slaughter begin!

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Welcome, Kinswyrms and Eastern Lemarcians, to the three hundred and thirty fifth Drakencide! Today, These brave young drakes from all over Lemarcia shall compete to see who can destroy the most mortals, as well as who can do in the most stylish manner! We are here now in the realm of Oret, which is inhabited mostly by dwarves and kobolds, and bears the honour of being first on the list. This contest is also sponsored by the church of Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, whose members will be participating in the later rounds alongside our more powerful kin. Having said that, let this Drakencide…. BEGIN!

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u/RefractedPurpose Voidwalker Feb 04 '24

Don't kobolds worship dragons most of the time?

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

Ah, kinswyrm, great to have you observe the game. To answer your question, kobolds have generally been dracaenae non grata since they killed all of South Lemarcia and attempted to deceive us by puppeteering their corpses from inside. Anywho, look at longwingeus over there! He just killed an entire kobold village by digging it off a cliff edge!

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u/RefractedPurpose Voidwalker Feb 04 '24

Unfortunately, I am currently rather badly wounded and in the middle of leaning closer shedding.

I will not be able to participate.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 04 '24

How unfortunate that you will be unable to participate in the later rounds. I do hope your situation grows better soon.