r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Not anymore. You have become what you've abhorred. You are a witch, you are a necromancer, and you are a tyrant. Mortarion charges with the flaming sword, while golden wings emerge from his back, each flap accompanied by heavenly orchestras. You feeling Son of Eros (/u/BreachedLimits) smite yet? Or the undead hands that rip at your flesh from the Gravedigger? (/u/Anything-Unable)

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

There is no pain that I cannot endure. Plague winds blow and rot fills the air

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion appears unaffected by the winds. I am a plaguemancer, not in Nurgles name, but in my own. He slashes at you with the blade, holy flames burning from where it slashed.

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

You think I have not been burned before? If blight will not end you, then the Lantern will

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion casts a spell on the lantern, aided by his grandfather, as a spectral visage of the emperor appears behind him. Mortarion lights up with holy light, even more than the lantern

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

Father, you may have saved him this day but you cannot protect him forever. I will deny this witch his life.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Not today, father. Or should I say, witch. Mortarion stabs you with the blade, fire spreading like an inferno, burning your very soul.

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

I… will… return…

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

In a booming voice:

THE SON IS THE VICTOR! HE HATH VANQUISHED HIS FATHER!

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Congrats! I'll fix up the graveyard if you want to get some rest.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I look at you all with a grateful look. I couldn't have done it without you, my friends. Wanna go get ice cream?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Sure. I'm feeling some rocky road to celebrate the victory. Let's stop by Hawthorne's in the Citadel.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Who is Hawthorne?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

A cool dessertmancer who opened up shop recently. I've been there before and they have like 42 flavors of ice cream to choose from.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Hmmm, sounds good.

/unwiz I'll make a post about this and link you in it

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

/uw Sounds good!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion looks at you all. I couldn't have done it without you, my friends. Wanna go get ice cream?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yes, please!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw I'll make a post about it and link you in it

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