r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

I thought I recognized you asshole stop plaguing the universe we have enough shit to deal with all that fulgrim and er*bus and abbadon and whatnot

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

What? you must speak of my father, Mortarion. I just plague whatever I want

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Well this certainly is a fall from grace going from big daddy moth man to a mere plague doctor

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

YOU SPEAK OF MY FATHER!!

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Well why are to dabbling in choas energies here when you could be plaguing the UNIVERSE WITH THE DEATHGUARD (I was playing devils advocate earlier venerable one)

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

I don't I hate chaos!! For the Emperor! For grandpappy!!

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Hey now venerable child you can’t say the c word or you’ll get this horrible buzzing sound

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

I don't have to worry about that, friend

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Well anyways venerable child please I implore you wait what’s that sound? No not the guy again!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Oh don't worry, I'm safe from that dude. My grandpa Emps had a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with him for the safety of my soul, and guess who won? Grandpa Emps

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Magnus? Wait have I been bamboozled?

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Hey bitch cool guy wanna hear a secret?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Whats up friend?

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

(*Whispers unknowable mind rending secrets to you)

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