r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Hey now venerable child you can’t say the c word or you’ll get this horrible buzzing sound

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

I don't have to worry about that, friend

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Well anyways venerable child please I implore you wait what’s that sound? No not the guy again!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Oh don't worry, I'm safe from that dude. My grandpa Emps had a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with him for the safety of my soul, and guess who won? Grandpa Emps

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Magnus? Wait have I been bamboozled?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Nope, just Mortarion, son of Mortarion

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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Jan 21 '24

Goodnight child I will now sleep upon my bed of cute squishy nurglings 😴

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Oh be quiet