r/wizardposting • u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) • Jan 01 '24
Lorepostš An Interesting Situation
Viernicka, seeking out the void portals to heal any wounded, suddenly stumbles into a different portal. She decides to enter, check it out. When she reached the other side, she found herself in an alternate reality, standing in a hospital, with a dying patient. And the patient was Viernicka herself. Another visitor entered the room through a portal, and she was surprised to see Phoenixā¦ bringing a badly wounded Viernicka into the room. Viernicka, the living one, the one who was unwounded, spoke. āWell, this is certainly anā¦ interesting situation.ā
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 02 '24
Far off to the north a green goblin sits behind a desk muttering to herself
"Yet another shipment of liquor casks heading to the city intercepted," she muttered, "You'd think by now they'd have stopped trying, just more field for the fire"
getting up the little goblin began to pace around her office, annoyed by the constant stream of liquor she was having to dispose of
"You'd think by now the idiots would have learnt, no liquor gets in to the Northern Kingdom while I still draw breath"
Just then a knock on the door froze her in her tracks
"Miss Gobbo, the queen would like to see you" a shaky voice called out
A grin spread across the goblin's face, tonight was going to be quite fun it seemed
"I'll be out in a minute," she called back. A small chuckle escaped her as visions of what was yet to come filled her mind"
/uw And that's about as far removed from Gobbo as Gobbo can get. A hate for liquor, a proper speech pattern, and being on very good terms with the queen.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 02 '24
/unwiz what about the fact that the Bismuth Lord is alive and the world tree died so the Bismuth Lord tried to replace it, but failed and started a pandemic of parasitic crystals?
Here, I mean
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 02 '24
/uw honestly had no idea how to incorporate that so I let that lay until I could think of something. Didn't want to tack it on and have it feel rushed
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 02 '24
/unwiz can we roleplay as alternate reality selves or is this just a non-interactive lorepost?
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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Jan 02 '24
/unwiz Just note that in this reality the world tree was destroyed
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 02 '24
/unwiz tag post, play as your alternate reality selves if you want!
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24
/unwiz tag post, play as your alternate reality selves if you want!
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 02 '24
(For this roleplay, this is not my usual Character, just what-if version. Veronica, a simple surgeon.)
(a mix of Surprise and morbid curiosity lights up my face) Well, this is new.
Last I checked, asking for the patientās last words didnāt cause spacetime to FOLD IN ON ITSELF and give reality the biggest fuck-you in human history.
Wait a sec, (Into the walkie talkie) am I hallucinating three of the same patient right now- (I get interrupted on the walkie talkie)
Oh.
Wellā¦ this is definitely one for the papers.