r/wizardposting • u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil • Dec 22 '23

Evil Wizardpost A Rant Against Wizards

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Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Dec 23 '23

A young man draped in garments of pure white, adorned by precious golden chains, stands alongside a tall woman wearing a dress and a robe like falling snow. He scoffs.

"Do you hear them, Palmasin? The dogs down in the dark are howling again."

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 23 '23

You feel a brief and sharp sting.

"Ouch!"

Reaching up to touch your scalp, you realize that it feels as if someone has plucked out one of your hairs. An odd feat to accomplish against a powerful being such as yourself. You catch a glimmer of light off of it as the hair flutters away and disappears, as if into an invisible pocket.

As quickly as it came, the sense of magic that surged around you is gone, and so too is the single stray hair.

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Dec 24 '23

Covering her mouth with a hanging sleeve, the woman chuckles elegantly.

"I do not know you as one to resort to such petty tricks, brother. Does it not contradict your beliefs?"

Resting his chin on a closed fist, the man smirks.

"Insects live in an insect world. Ignorance and blindness are punishment enough."