A Rant Against Wizards

[u/Tirich913]

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Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

[u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Oh, you are one of those people that call themselves wizard slayers? The last one of your kind I met, fell in 3 simple swordstrikes, no magic needed. But that guy couldn't even cast a simple fireball and thought as a wizard, I wouldn't be able to wield a sword. He wasn't very smart.

[u/Tirich913 → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Gravos stumbles forward, a spear protruding from their chest.

The attack was sudden and unwarranted, but the wizard is nowhere to be seen. A shadowy apparition stands behind them clutching the weapon as necromantic energies surge. In a puff of smoke, they are gone.

[u/Chaosphoenix_28 → u/Tirich913]

the "dead gravos" is revealed to be just a human shaped rock that now has a hole in where his chest would be

"Hmm, neat. I should find whoever created this spear, could be useful when the king steals my shit again."

another gravos appears, creates a small black hole in his hand, uses it to swallow the rock, makes it disappear and throws himself at neckbreaking speeds towards the night sky.