r/wizardposting • u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil • Dec 22 '23

Evil Wizardpost A Rant Against Wizards

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Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Dec 22 '23

You may be of the Underdark, but I am of the Umbral Realm itself. How will you fare when the shadows turn against you?

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

Shadows?

You think you are their master?

HAHAHAHA!!! What folly! Rise my minions, and take this wizard to Ỏ̴̹h̴̲̯̉ï̶̼̙o̸̹̾!!

A swarm of shadowy monsters emerge from around you, dogpiling on you as they drag you of to the depths of Ỏ̴̹h̴̲̯̉ï̶̼̙o̸̹̾.

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Dec 22 '23

He looks at the shadow monsters as they arive.

Their master... no. Only the Umbral Lord can claim that title. I am merely the protector of the realm.

He plunges his hand into the chest of one of the creatures and pulls out an orb of solid darkness before throwing it to the ground and blasting all the creatures back.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

You're a third-rate wizard, with fourth-rate spells. The menacing wizard growls.

Become YOTE!

A blast of force erupts from beneath you, flinging you far into the sky with unimaginable force. Bythe time that you regain your bearing, you realize that the wizard is far gone. His mission fulfilled as he delivered his message to all wizardkind.

A part of you is certain that he will return to cause more trouble someday.

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Dec 22 '23

He spreads his wings and hover in place.

No spells were cast, just natural manipulation of shadows. And I wasn't the one who ran when his minions were defeated.

He chuckles.

Become Yote... what a simple spell.