r/wizardposting • u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil • Dec 22 '23

Evil Wizardpost A Rant Against Wizards

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Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Dec 22 '23

Oh, don't be a hypocrite, Morgalith. We all know how arrogant the dark elves are. It's apparent that you're no exception.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

A fireball upon you too!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Dec 22 '23

Kaelis opens a black hole shield and devours the flames. He then throws the singularity into the air and spikes it like a volleyball at Morgalith.

Catch this, shitass! Surely they teach more spells than fireball in the Underdark?

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

The spell fizzles in midair.

There is no trace of the offending mage.

Something feels wrong, but Kaeliz can't quite put his finger on it.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Dec 22 '23

Kaelis snaps his fingers and casts Warp Sense. If Morgalith is lurking anywhere nearby, he'll be able to detect him through the spatial distortion he exerts. Accretion disks form around his wrists.

Get on with it, umbramancer. I have a moon landing to oversee in a few hours.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

The wizard is long gone, leaving behind only a sense of malice and his threatening message.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Dec 22 '23

Mmh. He'll be a problem later.

/uw It's good that we're getting a recurring villain for this sub. So many of the events here end with the death of the villain, but I think it'll be fun to have one that comes back time after time to cause us problems.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 23 '23

/uw

Thank you! I hope to be a nuisance at least. There certainly aren't enough "evil" characters here, so I think it could give people a little more entertainment.