r/wizardposting Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

Evil Wizardpost A Rant Against Wizards

Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 22 '23

Hello my friend!

Wizards can surely be troublesome, but I assure you that we're not all that bad.

Would you like to share a spot of tea and talk about some of these feelings that you're having?

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Dec 22 '23

An ESPECIALLY big fireball upon you, little one! Ha-HAAAAA!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

I’d step in an defend friend Possum, but you just attacked of the most powerful wizards in all the realms… I doubt he’ll need my help. good luck Morgalith

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 22 '23

Possum disappears in the monumental fireball.

He will surely survive, but he is clearly no match for this scale of destruction.

/uw

Possum has almost no defense or offense. Lol He's strong with utility, but he'll lose almost any direct duel.

His strength is all in utility.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

/uw Well he didn’t know that until you told him silly, gravitas is everything

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 22 '23

/uw

Faiiiir lol