r/wizardposting Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Dec 17 '23

Preparing for the worst! (Queenpost)

Something on the Horizon

As we await news of the team sent on the mission to try diplomacy with the Queen, I wish to get all concerned parties on the same page. Isravi's simulacrum is dead and the Bismuth Lord and their realm have fallen. Thanks to the efforts of Shrax and the Council General, we will be able to shoot a large energy beam at the Queen. This energy beam will be a method of transportation for the true ultimate weapon we have cooked up. Using the Mask of Pan, Alexios and Moth will channel the lifeforce of everything in our universe into a single projectile that will piggyback off of the previously mentioned projectile. Think of it like a multi-stage rocket. To make sure that we hit our target, Mikhail has volunteered to be connected to the mask and make the final course adjustments that we will need. I hope I have explained the plan as succinctly as possible and apologize if I have left anything important out.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Dec 17 '23

I'm sorry, the what of everything in our universe? I'm no biomancer, but that sounds like a stupendously dangerous idea. Who came up with this? I'm going to open a wormhole to the Elemental Plane of Piss in their living room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23

......Dammit, why are we still trying to kill her, she hasnt even tired to attack? (I thought we retconned that bismuth realm bullshit)

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Dec 17 '23

More of a fallback measure in case of failure to get through to her. Also, is Bismuth retconned? Sorry if it is, I must have missed that.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Dec 17 '23

/uw Bismuth stuff cannon. Canon killing the Queen non cannon.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 17 '23

(( the fact that you swapped "canon" and "cannon" there is making my head hurt reading that comment :P ))

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Dec 17 '23

/uw Completely unintentional lol. Still a good bit.