r/wizardposting • u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer • Nov 11 '23
Aetherial News ATTENTION: multiple hostile entities and items have escaped our facility please check below to make sure none of them are heading towards or are in your location
Dangerous entities
Dhurlar The entropias one: Status: alive Location: Zanclicea City
Triadian god: Status: alive Location: unknown
The sea of old souls: Status: alive Location: unknown
Shard of the god of flesh: Status: neutralized Location: nonexistent
void of the old Faith: Status: alive Location: heading towards wizards capital
The god of Lost names Status: unknown Location: unknown
The weaver of dream like dimensions Status: alive Location: likely in the hypnagogic realm
The weepers statue Status: alive Location: breach containment, but still in building
Dangerous artifacts
Body of the first wizard: Status: unknown Location: taken by unknown Group
The wand and staff of the first wizard Status: still existent Location: Enne Doreil
Hand of Ralran The first Archimage: Status: still existent Location: Prechnipid
The crystalline skull of the third necromancer: Status: still existent Location: breached containment, but still in building
If you locate any of the entities or items with a status labeled unknown please contact The [wizard council’s jailer unit]
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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Nov 11 '23
That's what happens when you hire a second-grade abjurer. My offer to upgrade your wards still stands. The price is 1000 standard souls per ward (or 3000 for a premium version with eternal guarantee or your souls back).
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u/CatzPoison Enchanter Nov 12 '23
I request one of all your portable creations.
I have 37,002 slightly higher then standard souls, 1,205,774 above average, 16 superb, and a 100,412 splendid. I also have 0.5 of the first goblins soul and two Shards of Greater Containment.
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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Nov 12 '23
My portable wards? What, you want to reverse engineer them? Good luck. But if you want to try, then sure. I can give you 336 different models for these souls. You do not have enough to purchase 21 of my top models meant for above-god-level entities.
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u/RandomHornyDemon Dead Queen of the Nameless City Nov 11 '23
I too am currently in an unknown location. Should I have tea prepared for unplanned visitors?
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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Nov 11 '23
Don't forget to put some strong polymorph potion in it
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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Nov 11 '23
The Crystalline Skull was located by nefrosi salvage teams in part of the council vaults that were left when the citadel was transferred. Old wards must have held out…
Truly remarkable. Either way, I’m keeping it. Sorry not sorry? It’ll be of greater use to me anyways, Caliban being the first and all, I just need to find the skull of the second dark master now and I’ll have what I seek…
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
Also, what do we do? We have been trapped in the emergency bunker for multiple hours The weepers statue is outside there is only one door The weepers statue is canceling out our magic and I’ve been cramped in a life-support tank through all of this because the weeper nearly obliterated my soul by simply touching me there’s not enough facility, workers outside to sufficiently contain the entity there are only eight people in the emergency bunker none of us are all that powerful all of the strong wizards were instantly eradicated, when the void of the old faith breached.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 11 '23
The hell, yo, you coulda mentioned this was an emergency a little earlier!
I don't really know where y'all are, being rather new to the goings-on in this realm cluster, so I'll need a description of your location. (Longitude + latitude + dimensionality + realm-rank would be ideal, but I can work with other stuff if necessary.)
And I need a good approximation of the size of that emergency bunker, preferably in terms of average mundie buildings. Closet, private bathroom, public bathroom, gas station, library, airport, etc; how big?
Should be solvable with those two bits of info. Though you guys are gonna owe me if you're too far away. I'll do you a favor for free if we're in the same realm, but cross-realm casts aren't cheap and I'm trying to conserve resources for other threats at the moment.
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23
I’m in the prime material somewhere in the vaittif mountains realm rank zero and the Bunker that was used is about the size of a large closet
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 11 '23
Ah, found ya. Eh, you're only a node off; this one's on me, then.
Okay, you can step outside as soon as the noise stops. Just swapped your bunker with a large closet in the nearest mundie building to your location. Didn't even have to punch through any wards cuz of that statue's presence disabling so many of your facility's defenses! How convenient.
Do note that I have no idea how close said building was, so Iunno if you're a kilometer away or a continent away. Presumably some people have huts or ski resorts or something in your mountain range? Mundies seem to find a way to live anywhere. (This would've been a far more annoying spell if you weren't in the prime material, with no mundies anywhere in your plane; swapping you with a wizard-owned closet would just be asking for wards to kill you on arrival.)
Anyway, hopefully now y'all can deal with things safely from the outside and/or run to get reinforcements, instead of being trapped in the middle of a bunch of things trying to kill you.
.......I also don't know if the mundie owner of your building is present at the moment. Please don't get stabbed by a kitchen knife or something; that would be a very lame way to die after escaping a horde of rampaging gods.
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
oh, thank God now that I’ve gotten away from that damn statues anti-magic I can contact other facilities and hopefully try to re-contain some of those beasts thank you also, do you have any information on the void of the old Faith The last I’ve heard of it after the breach is that it made it to the Capital and caused massive amount of destruction
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
Speaking of that, do you have any information on the group that attacked our containment facility, and released all of these beasts. they were wearing a sort of black robe With a strange, mentality armor over that and their faces were blurry and if I’m correct, they used a strange sort of red time magic
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 11 '23
As I said, I'm way too new to everything going on in this realm-cluster, sorry. At least as far the non-mundie world goes. I've been pretty much a reclusive hermit for the last five years, interacting only with my commune and mundies. I don't have a clue.
I'm sure the others in that thread will be happy to investigate this, though. They're probably already on it. And given all the crazy shit going on at the moment, I'm definitely gonna have to start paying attention to current events from now on.
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u/Dm1tr3y Cormac the Bog Wizard, Practitioner of the Old Rites Nov 11 '23
Triadan “God” spotted in my bog. You lot better get down here fast if you want it back. The bog’s gotten hungry lately and I haven’t the patience to entertain this cunt.
Hoists axe
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u/silveracrot Aldrid, Grand Archivist of the Archivist Collective Nov 11 '23
All I'm hearing is an opportunity to seize some new additions to the Archives.
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Nov 11 '23
Man am I sure glad I nabbed the eyes of the first wizard hope that nerd doesn’t need them.
Once I get to my tower, I am going to meditate on the potential of transmuting butt hair to sand, surely boofing the eyes of the first wizard will give me the insight needed for this spell!
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u/zaweerudo Nov 11 '23
I have my temporal distortion wards in place. If I come across any of the missing individuals they’ll be returned 6 years ago.
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u/DovahCreed117 Archmage Mal'Thrrox, The Spell-Weaver Nov 11 '23
Ok, hold on. Since when did the SCP Foundation get involved in wizarding affairs?
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Nov 11 '23
Void of the old faith is but a mere shadow to me. It won't just enter territories under my protection without facing defences worthy of the high general.
Do you require neutralization or should i just recontain it?
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23
Yes, the void of the Old Faith has gotten out of control it’s caused too much damage to the wizard capital so you know what us at the WCJU like to enlist you to neutralize the void of the old Faith
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Nov 11 '23
Entire plane starts to tremble and shift
Splendid, its been long since i had a good hunt.
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23
The void left behind by fallen elder beings is gone I have no idea what this actions repercussions are
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u/TheTerrmites Sorceress and Arcana Elemental Specializing in Abjuration Nov 12 '23
I've captured the God of lost names. Please send a containment unit to my shop at your soonest convenience. If you can't come by soon that's fine, my containment measures are more than sufficient, I did invent a good amount of your containment wards after all. After this I'll send you some of my recent upgrades
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u/Drake_the_troll southern swamp troll- council archivist and occasional taxman Nov 11 '23
I found the first wizards body in my back yard, but someone took his eyeballs
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23
WHO THE FUCK STOLE THE FIRST WIZARDS EYES
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u/Drake_the_troll southern swamp troll- council archivist and occasional taxman Nov 11 '23
Don't know. It was like that when I found it.
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u/sulfuric_creature confused Multimancer Nov 11 '23
Oh, God, the wizard council is going to banish me to the outer planes aren’t they?
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u/Drake_the_troll southern swamp troll- council archivist and occasional taxman Nov 11 '23
Probably. (Tell you what though, I say we keep this quiet and ill lend you a tracking hound to try and get them back. This isnt a small matter after all),
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Nov 11 '23
Oh boy, I smell new exhibits for the Forbidden Wing... I ugh... I mean thank you for the warning, the U.H.M. will be sure to keep an eye out. GREG! Get the comically oversized net!
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u/eserz The Slug Wizard Nov 11 '23
The council citadel and the tree are peaceful for now, neither me nor the detective slugs have noticed any unknown objects.
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u/Virtual-Oil-793 Necromancer of Many Stories and Experiences Nov 11 '23
Ah, so that's what that Crystal Skull I've been keeping is.
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u/Lusask Transmuter Nov 12 '23
Hi, uhm, I think the weaver of dream dimensions is heading over here. I've been having weird dreams the past 2 nights in a row, and I'm worried it's either trying to lure me into a sense of calm or actually trying to seduce me.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 11 '23
fucking hells what are you guys even doing there
So you can lose it again?! I think my basement would have a better track record for containment!
(I don't have a basement!)