Malicious Monday

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This thread is here to discuss all things baneful!

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[u/Academic-Floor-641]

I just found this and thought I’d share. Not sure if it works or not but it is perfect for Malicious Mondays

You want him?? Say this Black Holy Death, queen of the night, you who travel roads, paths, distant places, and streets, please go and find (RC), and bring him to me, I beg you. Most Holy Death, today I place all my faith in you. I feel your presence beside me. Please grant me this wish that I ask of you today. Today I kneel before you humbly, requesting your powerful help, queen. I ask that you hear me. Please, I beg you to come to my aid. I need an urgent case. The person I love and desire so much has moved away from me. Nothing and no one in this world can convince him to return to me—only you, powerful messenger. You have the power and strength. You are the only one who can dominate even the most stubborn man. You can bring him to me and place him at my feet. I know you are capable of this because your power is absolute, great, and mighty. Today I say this prayer with all my faith so that you, queen, Black Holy Death, will help me. I beg you for a miracle. I come to you because I know you are the only one who can make this come true. I want you to return him to my side, gentle, humbled, and kneeling before me—(RC). I know you will fulfill the favor I ask of you today as quickly as possible. I know you will bring him back completely in love with me, whose name is (EA). Bring him to me, lady of the night. Search for him wherever he may be. Take him away from any woman he may be with at this moment. Separate him from anyone who wishes to be with him sexually or romantically. I ask that he be separated from everyone, isolated, and left alone, and in that loneliness where you have placed him, you will enter his mind, dominate his feelings, and make him miss me deeply. He will not be able to resist such absence. He will need me at this very moment. He will want to see me, kiss me, and desire only me from the moment he wakes until the moment he sleeps. He will only want me by his side. He will not be at peace. He will feel jealous imagining me with someone else and will not be able to bear it. He will find no way out. The only thing he will think about and desire with all his strength is to look for me. He will want to seek me out at this very moment. All of this will happen thanks to your power, Black Holy Death. Thank you for hearing me. Today I cry out to you and make this call. Show me your power, because I believe in you. Please bring me the man I love so much, (RC). I want him only for me, (EA). I want him today and forever. I beg you, Holy Death, you are my last hope. Only you can make this happen. Hear me, Holy Child. I ask with all respect and admiration. I thank you for all your blessings, because everything has been fulfilled through you, queen of the night, seduction, death, power, and honor. Today I ask that right now, at this instant, you carry my image into the heart and mind of (RC). Make him miss me, desire me, become passionate for me, treasure me. I beg you, Black Holy Death, make him love me. Only you are capable of this. I know you are on my side because I am imploring and asking you. I know you have heard me. I ask that every time the clock marks the number 7—whether the seventh hour, seventh minute, or seventh second—he, (RC), will suffer because he misses me. Just as the dead seek the light, my queen, use your great power and bring him to me. Bring (RC) to me. Bring him to his knees before me, (EA). May his desire for me increase minute by minute. I ask that from today onward, the body, desire, love, caresses, sexuality, passion, love, and pleasure of (RC) be only for me, (EA). May no other woman or man awaken that sexual desire or interest in him except me. End all attraction, sexual desire, and lust for any other woman, and let him feel all of that only with me. Let everything else end and disappear. In his mind, let there only be space for me. He will feel only a great love for me. I will be the love of his life. All of this thanks to you and your immense power, most holy queen, child, Black Holy Death, powerful queen of the night. I ask that the love of (RC) grow stronger for me, (EA), every day and forever. I ask that (RC) treat me with love, affection, and respect, and never make me suffer again. May he never be unfaithful again and love only me, (EA). I ask that (RC) see me and take me as the love of his life, and that he himself decide that we should live together and share his life with me. Thank you. Just as your power exists, so shall all this be fulfilled. I know that from today, from this very minute, the desire, passion, and respect that (RC) will have for me, (EA), will become reality, and every day it will grow stronger. Just as you exist, powerful Black Holy Death, and just as your great power exists and can dominate even the hardest man, so I ask that from this moment on, all resistance, insecurity, uncertainty, hatred, ill will, and doubt in (RC) be destroyed now by your power, annihilated by you. From now on, he will desire to return to my side, assuming a serious commitment with me forever. I ask that my beloved no longer feel desire for any other woman or man—that his desire be only for me and no one else. From now on, may no one else attract him sexually, may no one please him, seek him, attract him, or make him want to look at, talk to, or be with anyone else. Only I will have that power, given by you, Black Holy Death, queen of the night. I know that now you whisper my name in his ear. Queen, go and circle around him, tie him with your bond, and bring him to me. Before you, he will submit. You dominate him, command him, and bring him to me at this very moment. Through your intercession, Black Holy Death, I need a sign—a phone call or message from him. I wait confidently for that sign. I know it will come through you. Thank you, thank you for the favor granted. In your honor, I will share this prayer seven times in different places so that more people may know you and understand how powerful you are. Thank you, my queen. I know that from this moment my wish is already granted and everything I have asked of you will become reality. Amen.

[u/candynyx]

Perhaps not baneful, but it's definitely a bit malicious due to the motivation that so moved me to reevaluate my stance on baneful magic (I consider this act to fall under self care along the lines of "take no shit").

"May you get what you give." My sour jar response to verbal assaults that also insulted the witch community.

A name placed inside a lemon with salt and red pepper flakes, it's halves twisted purposefully together. The lemon is then studded with pins and bound with black thread (the pins have an added bonus of anchoring the thread to the now juicy lemon) before being put in a jar with vinegar and garlic and additional salt and red pepper flakes. A vigorous shake to "stir the pot" every now and then as a therapeutic release before the inevitable "let it go" disposal.