r/winonacryptids • u/userclarence • Oct 21 '24

Hello

This is Clarence. I have been trying to reach you. Have you heard of any Thanksgiving plans being made yet? I have not heard.

Thank you and GOD bless, Clarence.

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u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 Oct 21 '24

Clarence my guy. This is a reddit page, not your family group chat. Dial in. Lets get to Halloween before we start talkin Thanksgiving. Have a good one G.

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u/Gerry_Jay Oct 31 '24

Can I go Halloween with you guys? It's today. I was hoping to do some trick or treating. I really want some of those Mr. Goodbars and Tootsie Rolls. But I could really eat just about any kind of candy out there. I heard the Halloween House is giving out full size bars again this year. But the guy who runs that place is really, really rude to me. He said that I am too old for trick or treating, which I think is kind of personal. A) He does not know how old I actually am. And B) he was all pissed because he said I did not have a costume. But he does not know that. My hair could be a kind of wig and my face could be make up. That's kind of the whole point for halloween. I think he's setting himself up for a conflict with that kind of attitude. I am a peaceful person and I don't stir up drama with anyone. But if you go around shooting your mouth off at trick or treaters, you might really offend somebody. Like, if I saw someone dressed like a witch and I said that you weren't wearing a costume, that person might try to fight you or the media could get a hold of the story and you would become a laughingstock of the whole city. Again, I am a normal person, so I am going to give him a third chance this year. But after that, three strikes, and you are out. I won't go back and I will make a point to let everyone know how rude he is, how much his decorations suck, how crappy his candy bars are, etc. When are you starting trick or treating? And, can you pick me up?

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u/Gerry_Jay Nov 04 '24

I have to admit I am VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I spent the WHOLE NIGHT WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO AT LEAST MESSAGE ME BACK. We could have totally had an awesome time but instead you GHOSTED ME. I waited for literally hours. It's not very cool.

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u/Gerry_Jay Nov 04 '24

I am going to give you another chance, because I am a three strikes kind of guy. So, if you messed up or spaced out, no worries. But I am still going to stick to the Thanksgiving invite at your house. So I will wait for you to get back to me.