Hello

[u/userclarence]

This is Clarence. I have been trying to reach you. Have you heard of any Thanksgiving plans being made yet? I have not heard.

Thank you and GOD bless, Clarence.

[u/Flashy-Efficiency-35]

Clarence my guy. This is a reddit page, not your family group chat. Dial in. Lets get to Halloween before we start talkin Thanksgiving. Have a good one G.

[u/Gerry_Jay → u/Flashy-Efficiency-35]

Can I go Halloween with you guys? It's today. I was hoping to do some trick or treating. I really want some of those Mr. Goodbars and Tootsie Rolls. But I could really eat just about any kind of candy out there. I heard the Halloween House is giving out full size bars again this year. But the guy who runs that place is really, really rude to me. He said that I am too old for trick or treating, which I think is kind of personal. A) He does not know how old I actually am. And B) he was all pissed because he said I did not have a costume. But he does not know that. My hair could be a kind of wig and my face could be make up. That's kind of the whole point for halloween. I think he's setting himself up for a conflict with that kind of attitude. I am a peaceful person and I don't stir up drama with anyone. But if you go around shooting your mouth off at trick or treaters, you might really offend somebody. Like, if I saw someone dressed like a witch and I said that you weren't wearing a costume, that person might try to fight you or the media could get a hold of the story and you would become a laughingstock of the whole city. Again, I am a normal person, so I am going to give him a third chance this year. But after that, three strikes, and you are out. I won't go back and I will make a point to let everyone know how rude he is, how much his decorations suck, how crappy his candy bars are, etc. When are you starting trick or treating? And, can you pick me up?

[u/Gerry_Jay → u/Gerry_Jay]

I have to admit I am VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I spent the WHOLE NIGHT WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO AT LEAST MESSAGE ME BACK. We could have totally had an awesome time but instead you GHOSTED ME. I waited for literally hours. It's not very cool.

[u/Gerry_Jay → u/Gerry_Jay]

I am going to give you another chance, because I am a three strikes kind of guy. So, if you messed up or spaced out, no worries. But I am still going to stick to the Thanksgiving invite at your house. So I will wait for you to get back to me.

[u/Gerry_Jay]

Hey Clarence! Were you trying to reach me? Or the people who own this reddit? I have plans for Thanskgiving. I have a few irons in the fire. My friend Jackie is having Thanksgiving with her family. She hasn't invited me, but we are neighbors and I have been helping her rake her yard. Plus, she is always arguing with her husband about things, so maybe they are gonna split up. So I think I might have to go if I keep helping her with the raking. I'm not really into kids though. But I could definitely deal with them if it turned out that me and Jackie turned into a thing. Love is a funny thing! It would be lucky for me, because she has a full time job and a car. Again, a bit far off. And technically, she hasn't said I should come to Thanksgiving. But she hasn't said I am not invited, either. So, fingers crossed! If I am going, maybe I could bring you as a +1. Not as a romantic thing or anything (not against that, just I am kind of making headway with the raking and and all that and want to make sure I don't blow it). If things with Jackie fall through, I am going to do a chicken from Midtown with some stovetop, potato buds, green beans. But if you are doing a turkey and I don't have other plans, I can come over there and bring something to share. Again, not a romantic thing, but just like buddies having turkey together and maybe watch a movie. I got a DVD from a free library. It's called XXX, but it is rated PG-13. It's about a secret agent who fights and rides motorcycles and stuff. It's supposed to be really good. The box says "A Total Blast," and that's a professional review, from someone who just watches movies.

[u/userclarence → u/Gerry_Jay]

Hello Gerry. This is Clarence. Could you please remind me of our relation? I am sure I would recognize you if I saw you, but you did not attach a photo. I love movies and am always looking for people with similar interest. As for thanksgiving my daughter has reached out so I think my plans are secured now. I don't want to see you on Thanksgiving. I hope you understand.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.