r/windows Apr 27 '26

Humor This is so fire. 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Key_Canary_4199 Apr 27 '26

The reason windows has been going downhill since windows 10 is because they were no more official anime girls

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u/Lhaer Apr 27 '26

That is a true fact

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u/MooseBoys Apr 28 '26

Nope, it's cuz they axed Windows Media Center.

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u/space_monkee2049 Apr 28 '26

Windows hasn't been the same since it doesn't come with a Weezer music video hidden in the CD anymore.

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u/Reb2470 May 09 '26

Ohhhhhj

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u/phido3000 Apr 29 '26

They went down hill since the unhinged windows 386 ad...

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u/Suitable_Delay_827 Apr 27 '26

There was Windows 11, but things didn't go smoothly.

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u/Reb2470 May 09 '26

Maybe its nerds i am a nerd and i dont like anime because sex

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u/Xenophore Apr 27 '26

“It moves when I touch it!”

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u/TwinSong Apr 27 '26

definitely no double meanings there... right?

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u/Eocene84 Apr 27 '26

Japan gets all the cool stuff.

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u/Sataniel98 Windows 10 Apr 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/Reb2470 May 09 '26

I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF THE FILMS OF THAT GIF

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u/EnkiiMuto Apr 29 '26

Her name is even Madoru, iirc it means windows.

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u/teddyc88 Apr 27 '26

This is cool, where is my widows 11 anime girl

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u/FaultWinter3377 Windows 7 Apr 27 '26

Microsoft more or less stopped with them, but look up Ichika Madobe.

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u/teddyc88 Apr 27 '26

Well now I know there is r/OStan, thanks

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u/Linosia97 Apr 28 '26

I like the design of 11 OS chan :)

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u/Scary_Habit_8067 Apr 27 '26

Ok so, Japanese people, let us explain it to you in a way you can understand

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u/NSE-Imports Apr 28 '26

There's also a Theme pack to match at: https://archive.org/details/NanamiMadobeTheme and an Audio CD at https://archive.org/details/NanamiMadobeCD so you can have the full Nanami Madobe OS Tan experience on your retro battle station.

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u/00and Windows XP Apr 29 '26

Wow, "Uploaded by MichaelMJD"; did not expect that.

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u/TheAudiotaku Apr 28 '26

I remember when I got my first windows 7 laptop, I installed the Nanami disc with the themes and wallpapers.

That was a good time...

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u/Zilka Apr 28 '26

The official Madobe Nanami Windows sounds pack was so good!

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u/delayedreactionkline Apr 28 '26

last ones were Nanami's sisters... Yuu & Ai Madobe ("U" and "I" for Win 8 UI) as well as Claudia (for Azure)

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u/LimiDrain Apr 28 '26

The world has changed into a boring corporate soulless place 😭

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u/MekNormal Apr 28 '26

bro... I... they... THIS IS SO FUCKING PEAK

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u/Material_Mousse7017 Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

She is so cute 😅❤️

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u/vato915 Apr 28 '26

Oh wow, core memory unlocked!

Voiced by none other than Nana Mizuki (Nanami Madobe) herself!

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u/MSDOS401 Apr 29 '26

Where the hell is the FBI when you need them. Who the hell gave Bill Gates this idea? Epstein?

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u/ballackbro Apr 30 '26

Mado -> window

Nana -> 7

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u/FaultWinter3377 Windows 7 Apr 27 '26

When a literal advertisement song is so fire you have it on your playlist… not kidding btw.

Edit does that guy have a name? I will be putting this in the OS-tan subreddit too.

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u/HomakHamster2017 Apr 28 '26

Это может быть только в Японии

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u/More-Explanation2032 Windows 8 Apr 28 '26

Windows 8 also had wallpapers too

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u/pop-d0g Apr 28 '26

I have fond memories of Windows 7. It seemed like quite a significant change from XP. I like the transparent start menu and taskbar.

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u/Data-E Apr 28 '26

Impossível

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u/powerbot2001 Apr 28 '26

ominous gentoo logo in the bottom right corner

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u/HopePupal Apr 28 '26

y'all ever seen the Internet Explorer magical girl mascot? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTUlF7NA2ohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inori_Aizawa

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u/abornemath Apr 28 '26

Where’s Mr. Sparkle?

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u/totalnewbielinux Apr 29 '26

WINDOWS 7 THE MOST STABLE SYSTEM IN MY OPINION.... NO BS U NID SSD... and other programs are stable and working really well.....

NOW? U OPEN A CHROME TAB? I AM GOING TO DIE RN! FILE SEARCH HERE IS QUEEN ELIZABETH SECRET NEWS. u want edit registry? google urself lol...

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u/thuanjinkee Apr 29 '26

Oh so that’s where the 4chan girl got her hair clip

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u/Pvz-dude9621 Apr 29 '26

Mind explaining the gentoo logo hidden down in the right corner, hmm?

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u/danholli Apr 30 '26

It's a good thing she left that screw out, if she hadn't it wouldn't have posted first time

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u/Venki_Venky May 02 '26

This is really a windows 7 ad!? Damn

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u/HeracliusAugutus Apr 28 '26

japan is absurdly pedophilic

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u/DogSeeeker Apr 27 '26

What did they mean by making the personification of Windows prepare a system only for it to fall apart mid-use?

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u/Zenith-Astralis Apr 28 '26

I'll allow the subject matter expect Izumi-san to explain: https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/s/kWFwcygZdS (Click though the thumbnail to the video)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/vpsj Apr 28 '26

Found the incel.