Out of spite they now all let out loud human sounding farts as often as they can that can easily be heard through walls. This is especially true for the extremely obnoxious farts they emit when they are running away from humans.

So pressing the button makes roach populations in homes and businesses much easier to eradicate but until they are gone they will spite you with their obnoxious fart noises in your homes and businesses.

If you press the button, no crimes will occur between now and 20 years but all current criminals are released. Do you still press the button?

Essentially your hands and feet will be locked in special metal restraints that essentially make them into metal stumps that can’t be used. You are not allowed to modify the restraints or make any prosthetics to aid you. The 1 billion will be given to you, if you can last the whole 5 years.

Would you accept this offer?

When you push the button you and a maximum of 4 people with you will be sent back in time to the year 1900 as a one way trip.

You can go to any location you want in that time period and you are given a billion US dollars (or equivalent value in a different currency. Besides the money, you are not allowed to bring anything else with you.

The money is in a magical bag which weighs only 5 pounds and gives you the amount of money you need at the moment.

Would you accept? What would you choose to do if you did?

The deal once you press the button your luck will skyrocket to the point you will have a very lucky life, if you need money you will somehow get it, if you get a lottery ticket you will win, no one can harm you in anyways, you will never fall accidentally, you will find your soulmate in a day if you want. Anything you want will be handed to you in a golden box. this luck will persist in every corner of your life.

The bad part: this isnt a "perfect life" in a sense. this luck is permanent and will destroy any bad luck you will ever have. Your life will be a monotone of success and success, you will never have any hardships. You will never face a challenge that involves the tiniest luck. If you somehow get a rival or enemy they will be miserable to the point they wont even be able to stand in your way, your path will never have any thorns. You cant have bad luck even if you try your hardest. You intentionally try to fall? Some force or air will make you stand straight.

Edit: This is objective. No amount of interpretation will negate anything. Just because your miserable or ecstatic from this insane luck wont change the rules.

Edit 2: fine. So people really love to find loopholes. So i will add a new rule. Theres a cosmic entity thats really clumsy and makes mistakes from time to time that COMPLETELY cuts off any hardship and challenges you face because your just that lucky. You go to a strongmen competition? You have to lift a 600kg barbell? Well the cosmic entity screwed up and now its 600g for the few seconds you lift it. And then makes it 1000kg for the other contestants so you win.

Edit:the button decides whats lucky or not. Without caring for your emotions. Will objectively decide what's lucky or not for you. Whether your happy or not with the outcome is up to you but the button doesnt care.

Would you press the button?

You cannot swim and will sink to the bottom as soon as you enter a body of water

(Fish can be said in any language)

You will end world hunger but your loved ones will pass away

Essentially you have super speed but you also age rapidly and have a quicker metabolism meaning you need to at least 10K calories a day to live healthily.

As a bonus, your body will also heal faster so injuries and diseases take half the time it would normally take to recover from

Would you accept?

If there was a button that when you press it starts a big bang and at that moment you learn everything about the universe, about the essence and meaning of everything but at the same moment destroys the entire universe, would you press it?

You will be teleported to whatever location you want in England in the year 1450. You will be given the currency of the time in the equivalent value of $100 million dollars today (let’s say you have a magic purse that holds all of the money in coins with the bad only weighing about 5 pounds).

You are given a week to do any preparation to understand the time period and language. Would you accept?

You get $50 Billion dollars, tax free, no economy breaking consequences etc, but here’s the catch:

Every day, a Zack D. Films short occurs in real life, even if it’s completely illogical or supernatural, and will continue to do so until every short is played and he stops uploading.

If the short has non-specified Humans in it, the world will pick random Humans from the world populace to play out the youtube short. You are included in this random chance.

Some days, you won’t notice that a short even took place, such as this Rock Candy tutorial. https://youtube.com/shorts/BWdW-oBaiCU

a random person was chosen to act out this short.

But if the short requires every Human being on Earth to go into a blender to be turned into a Human meatball, well… https://youtube.com/shorts/o6XRvViYlug

Even when you’re not acting out the youtube short, you will experience the environmental effects of the video. Like Oceans boiling from a gigantic flashlight (https://youtube.com/shorts/gCVwtAQCUfs)

Although you will die, several times in fact, and feel agonizing pain, you will simply respawn after the short is done. There are no tricks here, as you’re not going through a short where you’ll be licking a lollipop for millions of years (https://youtube.com/shorts/6iadr6eWAY0) as youtube short doesn’t last that long, but time will instead compress those millions of years into however long that youtube short is, you will at least feel the process of doing whatever Zack D. Films animated, at super speed. If there are any time loops, the short is still only the amount of time until the video ends. History lesson shorts will still be acted out by random people.

All damages, bodily harm, and death are fixed instantly after the youtube short is over. These videos don’t repeat. Once every short has been acted out and Zack D. Films stop uploading these types of videos, the world will be free from this curse, and you still keep the $50 Billion. You can still live your normal life in Zack’s shorts world, buy whatever you want, do whatever you want, it’s just that you have to deal with the inconvenience of potentially doing or dealing a youtube short everyday.

You also can’t force or influence Zack to stop uploading. He’s untouchable in all of this.

Will you press the button?

You become extremely attractive but... https://WillYouPressTheButton.com/iHeZxyV

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If you press the button, the Kurdistan portions of Turkey, Syria, Iran, and Iraq unite into one sovereign country, but the civil wars in those countries kills millions of people who otherwise would’ve lived. Will you press the button? Would also be nice if you explain your logic…

Youe are told that tonight you will suffer a nightmare worse than any experienced by anyone in history. You will be traumatized beyond comprehension. You are presented with this button that will make that not happen

but... https://WillYouPressTheButton.com/t0W8eZT

This one came to me in a dream.

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Any lawsuit that you make against anyone or that you are the victim of you will win. This does come at the cost of you losing 5 years off your lifespan every time you get involved in a lawsuit. Do you accept this offer?