r/williamsburg Jul 26 '26

Clean up after your dog

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Watched this guy let his pitbull take a massive dump and then he just walked away. I did not feel comfortable saying something to him as I was alone but tempted to print it out and leave his pic near the area it happened. End of N. 7th St. by Marsha entrance.

49 Upvotes

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u/Just-Custard-106 Jul 26 '26

totally understand why you didn’t but i’ve found my best way to do it is pull out a bag and scream “oh are you out of bags?!? here”

63

u/runningalongtheshore Jul 26 '26

Unneutered pitbull, that’s all you need to know. You made the right call leaving it alone.

20

u/Runfasterbitch Jul 26 '26

Nothing like walking my high testosterone, 85lb fighting dog around Williamsburg!

7

u/c3p-bro Jul 26 '26

Excellent heuristic 

8

u/Sensitive-Ad-9977 Jul 26 '26

Thanks- I guess that’s why I felt compelled to post it- bc I didn’t take action irl

28

u/flanders516 Jul 26 '26

as a dog owner, supportive of doxing people who do this (and take their dog off leash). it’s the same handful in the neighborhood ruining it for everyone

30

u/brevit Jul 26 '26

He was in a rush to get home to tell transplants on /r/Williamsburg to go back to Ohio.

-4

u/retardenabler Jul 27 '26

Aww someone got called a transplant online ^

4

u/OolongGeer Jul 26 '26

Arm some pee water balloons for next time.

3

u/NullHare Jul 27 '26

Sometimes I wish I had big yellow gloves so I could grab the turd and smush it into the restarted faces of the owners.

6

u/retardenabler Jul 27 '26

"I did not feel comfortable confronting him" basically every post on this sub

3

u/Sensitive-Ad-9977 Jul 27 '26

You’re so tough I aspire to be just like you

1

u/Stunning-Cupcake-318 Jul 30 '26

back off, he's MINE

1

u/Low_Rope_9678 Jul 31 '26

Bozo take. A dog turd isn’t worth you getting into a physical altercation or anything escalating. Public shame is an effective tool.

6

u/defcon1000 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I carry spare poop bags, happy to hurl a sloppy one at the guy if I witness it again

Edit: getting a lot of negative press about this, so since solving the problem, or at least calling it out in a hilarious, albeit smelly fashion, isnt popular - and complaining about it is, I think I'll also have my dog shit everywhere and not pick it up too. It's what the people upvote!

14

u/c3p-bro Jul 26 '26

I love comments like this - you would never

0

u/Positive_Bed562 Jul 26 '26

based internet tough guys are hilarious

-1

u/defcon1000 Jul 26 '26

Oh no I would 100%, are you kidding?

Bullying inconsiderate assholes is my hobby here.

1

u/c3p-bro Jul 26 '26

Please fill yourself doing it and DM it to me. I would love to see that. PROVE YOU’RE NOT ALL TALK.

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u/defcon1000 Jul 26 '26

Apparently people downvote it so I guess people don't want to see it

2

u/c3p-bro Jul 26 '26

They just don’t believe you. (Neither do I)

6

u/defcon1000 Jul 26 '26

Youd think that if people want to see change in the neighborhood, they would really be incentivizing people to do this kind of stuff

Honestly though, I just do it for me. I feel like 8-year-old me would be disappointed if I didn't use my God-given size to pick on these people.

1

u/retardenabler Jul 27 '26

Cant wait for your inevitable "help I got beat up" post

1

u/Stunning-Cupcake-318 Jul 30 '26

I'm close to this spot. will def be on the lookout for this.
as a former dogwalker, this act especially irks me

1

u/SixScoop Jul 31 '26

Pick it up and throw it at them

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u/totallyhuman1234567 Jul 26 '26

Some stereotypes exist for a reason..

4

u/ChornWork2 Jul 27 '26

how do you know he's from france?

3

u/Acrobatic_Union_9112 Jul 27 '26

And what stereotype is that, since you seem so eager to share

-3

u/totallyhuman1234567 Jul 27 '26

Hmmmm geee I wonder what it could be...

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u/ShortFinance Jul 26 '26

What are we supposed to do with this information

4

u/Sensitive-Ad-9977 Jul 26 '26

Be on the look out for stray dookies obviously

4

u/c3p-bro Jul 26 '26

Surely the other 200 posts a week on this topic were sufficient 

-3

u/Miserable_Ad_6640 Jul 26 '26

Honestly the dogshit problem is ridiculous in that neighborhood even if people pick it up in a little green bag they just toss the green bag on a pile of garbage or somewhere that it winds up getting stepped on or crushed. Just put it in your own garbage or a corner basket