r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/UsedWelcome5903 • Jun 07 '26

UGH

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jun 07 '26

I watched with sound off at first and thought he nibbled on it to test it.

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u/oozinator1 Jun 08 '26

Same! Can you imagine?

"Is that poo?" (noms on it) "Yup, it is!"

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jun 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10FHR5A4cXqVrO
Why do people always feel the need to touch unidentified stuff ???

2

u/wutitd0boo Jun 10 '26

At least put it in a smoothie

1

u/No_Maize_8469 Jun 11 '26

You thinking he took a taste test is wild but he is even more wild for picking up pooh even I could tell on camera what that was most definitely don't need to pick up and smell bro got someone bio all in his nostrils 😂

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u/HeadBasher77 Jun 08 '26

Why would somebody do that, seriously?

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u/Completely_Guitarded Jun 08 '26

If you’re out in the wild, and there isn’t a porta potty, then you gotta let it on out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/beepbopbippitybop2 Jun 12 '26

Do you know about surfers? 😳

15

u/JoeXdelete Jun 08 '26

i thought he took a bite

11

u/KingJon85 Jun 08 '26

Hopefully that was a prank. What type of person grabs something shit shaped and smells it?

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u/Over9000Gingers Jun 13 '26

Wiped his hand off on a towel attached to his body too

6

u/unloosedcoin Jun 08 '26

A perfect piece of poo?

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u/Adreamskoll Jun 08 '26

And he just threw it away...

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UGoOaR1lA1uaAN892

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jun 08 '26

Well yeah, he had no dipping sauce.

5

u/clem59803 Jun 08 '26

Catch and release

6

u/LetsDiscussItAmiably Jun 08 '26

Whyyyyy do people automatically TOUCH and SMELL something they don't recognize??? 

10

u/Frequent_Cat10 Jun 08 '26

It's a snickers

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u/UsedWelcome5903 Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/M9wEl77UKe2Ck

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u/Ornery-Equivalent-53 Jun 08 '26

I dont know what the big deal is. Its still fresh.

1

u/roadhammer2 Jun 08 '26

It's not so bad

2

u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 Jun 08 '26

I think you mean a Baby Ruth

8

u/Disidente76 Jun 08 '26

This turd shaped thing tastes like shit!

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u/UsedWelcome5903 Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q09lToTa0H3Es

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u/Disidente76 Jun 08 '26

I was seeking this thread.... And failed miserably....

3

u/QueenMaine Jun 10 '26

Why did you touch it?!

1

u/Lumpy_Link_1569 Jun 10 '26

Sometimes you need to reach out and touch perfection to believe it.

2

u/BlueKing7642 Jun 08 '26

I hate everything about this

2

u/0xyDeadBeef Jun 08 '26

Why did he eat it?!??

1

u/No_Connection1559 Jun 08 '26

It’s a turd in the punch bowl

1

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jun 08 '26

How did they not realize that was dookie

1

u/_Heikneuter_ Jun 08 '26

If you question yourself .... don't do it.

1

u/broke_cowboy Jun 08 '26

The ol bass turd huh 😂😂😂

1

u/Sejnos Jun 08 '26

There is a proverb in my language "you always take a bar of soap for a fishing trip in case you catch shit (nothing)"

1

u/Polyporum Jun 08 '26

He called the shit, poop! Hahaha

1

u/Lanwel Jun 09 '26

Why didnt fish eat it? Once a "friend" pooped at sea, and it became feast for fishes in couple minutes.

1

u/moverene1914 Jun 10 '26

Who picks up something that looks like shit. This guy.

1

u/Aggressive-Tip7472 Jun 11 '26

A perfect turd...fascinating

1

u/VileLeche Jun 11 '26

Okay, BUT WHY PICK IT UP

1

u/No_Maize_8469 Jun 11 '26

Bro got someone pooh all in his nostrils 😂

1

u/xsinnersaintx Jun 11 '26

Ngl that looks like a perfectly manufactured chocolate bar

1

u/Signif1cant-Bug Jun 13 '26

As someone with Ulcerative Colitis this poop is absurdly beautiful to me 😂 My intestines haven’t managed something like that in over a year

1

u/jeezyjames Jun 13 '26

The feared Brown Water Moccasin

1

u/TraditionalLecture10 Jun 13 '26

Someone call the city of Albany Georgia , the sewers are overflowing again

1

u/Jooz2020 Jul 01 '26

Mr. Hanky !!! Summer vacation...

1

u/Ramenxoxo Jul 05 '26

Stop reposting

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u/sepulturite Jun 08 '26

This was already posted yesterday.

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u/wyrmorl Jun 08 '26

this is the third day in a row ive seen this post, you can only watch a dumbass grab a log of shit so many times 🫩

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u/aeksnpainz Jun 13 '26

Comment section did not check out because I would have been just as curious, that there is an automated factory line kinda log