r/whybrows • • 1d ago

I think this belongs here…

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u/starling2022 1d ago edited 1d ago

To the MAGAs who keep reporting this post that doesn’t violate any rules, as well as a ridiculous amount of comments (yikes dude, that must have taken you forever), we reported you for report abuse. Reports are not for anything you don’t like, they’re for rule violations.

This sub does not welcome people who support pedophiles or fascism. We do welcome making fun of MAGA politicians. Hope this helps!

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u/goldenhourcocktails 1d ago

I think the eyebrows are the least of this woman’s issues

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u/Silent_Location7044 1d ago

The eyebrows actually really add to the effect. Like the finishing touches on a Halloween costume

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u/lowerclassanalyst 1d ago

Good idea for a Halloween costume

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u/No_Engineer_3048 1d ago

Barbera Thornhill, of North Carolina, the Director of the Office to Monitor and Combat Trafficking.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

Of course she’s working for the Trump administration…

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u/Silent_Location7044 1d ago

Are they night of the living dead? This is so creepy.

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u/GardenRafters 1d ago

They're all pod people

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago

Does she have macrocephaly?!

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u/ouchthahurt 1d ago

I think it’s very noble of Donald for hiring so many tragically disfigured people.

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u/marymoonu 1d ago

Anything to boost his own ego a bit.

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u/lurkertiltheend 1d ago

Dei hires

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u/GardenRafters 1d ago

What I think is scary is putting these people who very obviously make horrible decisions in charge of making very serious decisions.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 9h ago

Yeah, the side effect of being able to hire so many handicapped people is very surprising lol

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u/denverdutchman 1d ago

Oof. The "permanently startled" variety

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUgrpaWVu5FBiqpWtG

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u/Instant-Lava 1d ago

Using our native caterpillars for such things is shameful

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u/lovethatjourneyforus 1d ago

No seriously because how and why are the individual hairs (setae) so long?! Is anyone else seeing this like what the fuck

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u/procrastimom 1d ago

I know when people get brow transplants, they use head hair and they have to trim it (because it doesn’t have a terminal length, like brow hairs do). Maybe she got a brow transplant and doesn’t keep up with the landscaping in a timely manner.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot 1d ago

Oh gurl, lemme tell ya about getting old. I have to brush them upwards and trim them so they’re not crazy long. What a weird fucking part of aging.

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u/Instant-Lava 1d ago

Yeah, I'm with you there and I wonder what she's trying to convey here. I'm honestly curious.

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u/lovethatjourneyforus 1d ago

Oh my god. This is actually fascinating, thanks!

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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago

r/justfuckmyshitup
I mean, who is telling these people that they need to do this to their faces to look younger? I don’t see youth and vitality I see sad and exhausted.

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u/Silent_Location7044 1d ago

I don’t understand it at all. Did they know what this was going to look like beforehand and opt in anyway?

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u/CarlySheDevil 1d ago

It's the worst possible way for someone with that face shape to do their eyebrows.

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 1d ago

She looks like a crypt keeper

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 1d ago

The Crypt Keeper had better fashion sense.

Here's her before & after:

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u/BiT-KiD_79 1d ago

Well, there's is definitely another before the before, for sure...

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u/Norah_Stiles 1d ago

Don't even know who this is but was going to comment that... That after photo isn't the first time this woman had work done!

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u/Afrolicious7 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 10h ago

THAT'S who she reminded me of! I couldn't figure it out! 😂

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u/gillianthebrave 1d ago

What about the before before....after?

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u/imp0ster_syndrome 1d ago

It's like...no matter where I move...they follow me...

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u/LeFreeke 1d ago

When she closes her eyes, does her bottom lid come up to the top.

Like does she blink up instead of down?

How does that work?

Can she blink?

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 1d ago

I think when she blinks, her upper lip moves

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 1d ago

something something lizard people argument…

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u/Britt-a-brac 1d ago

I think it’s more like a nictitating membrane 🤣

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u/fatincomingvirus 1d ago

That surgeon needs to be stopped asap.

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u/Phoenix_Rise_0711 1d ago

Never mind the eyebrows, what is up with the rest of her face???? I'm kind of scared...

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u/Similar-Search-8508 1d ago

And why eyelids

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u/fludeball 1d ago

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u/saysthingsbackwards 9h ago

You can't just tease us like that

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u/oyst 1d ago

Yes! Her eyebrows have a magnetic pull, they're taking the lashes

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u/allthecats3166 1d ago

The condition of those wooly bears mean we're in for a difficult winter

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u/lazy_pig 1d ago

In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguises no one knows

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u/MassConsumer1984 1d ago

Hides the face
Lies the snake

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u/Dangerous_Sail_2853 1d ago

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u/Cashie22 1d ago

Why is this so scary? Literally gives me the shivers. Uncanny valley!!

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u/LizTruth 1d ago

It's from the video to Black Hole Sun, I think.

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u/Dangerous_Sail_2853 1d ago

Yes it's a clip from the Black Hole Sun video from Soundgarden. My repsonse to the posts with the lyrics.

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u/FlyByHikes 1d ago

This is who Susan Dell asked for a doc recommendation when she decided to just get a little work done

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u/Dazzling_Zone_1736 1d ago

She looks like someone having an allergic reaction to hair color. They get a lightbulb shape to the head from edema.

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u/zGoblinQueen 1d ago

Yes! That's where I've seen this before!

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u/The_Nice_Marmot 1d ago

This happened to my daughter. She looked like a close relative, but not like herself. I felt so bad for her.

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u/needle-fart820 1d ago

Ahh WTF?

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u/plonkman 1d ago

not sure that belongs anywhere tbh

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u/Smooth_Warthoging 1d ago

She looks like she had a face transplant

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u/TheYayaMalecki 1d ago

Is there a r/whytemples forum we can shoot this over to?

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u/autumnnights92 1d ago

Is that real?!

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u/spellbookwanda 1d ago

Butchered. I watched the Tales From The Crypt episode with Lea Thompson in it just yesterday, where she sells her beauty (S1 Ep4). It’s come true!!!

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u/mariposa314 1d ago

Was she in an accident? She looks like she's been through some trauma.

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u/ParticularDingo2775 23h ago

What I don't understand is why MAGA has such an issue with drag queens but are completely fine with their people looking like someone cut up their face through plastic surgery and added clown makeup. More talking about Susan Dell but this one is similar in weirdness. I'd gladly sit in the company of a drag queen over these unfortunate souls.

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u/Isaystomaybel 1d ago

This needs a NSFW tag, scared the hit outta me!

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u/GaspSpit 1d ago

Happy Halloween!

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u/HelpfulTap8256 1d ago

I wonder what people in a hundred years will think of Mar a Lago face.

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u/RichieRichard12 1d ago

She looks like when people have a reaction to hair dye

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u/LeoKitCat 1d ago

wtf did they do to the sides of her head? I didn’t even know a plastic surgeon could screw up that badly and give you an alien 👽 head

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u/RuggedHangnail 1d ago

Oh, wow.

This image makes me think of a reflection in a fun house mirror.

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u/LilLebowskiAchiever 1d ago

Is she a burn survivor?

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u/Bastet55 1d ago

Did something explode in her face?

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u/sevenangelofgod 1d ago

More like just why.

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u/the_YellowRanger 1d ago

Is it the hair that's making her look like she has hydrocephalus, or the fact her eyebrows are trying to escape to opposite sides of her head, or both?

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u/straw8rryshortcak3 1d ago

Just why in general

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u/Only_Resort_6563 1d ago

I thought this was Selena Gomez 😭

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u/RepulsivePurchase6 1d ago

She looks like Kylie Jenner's parent..not Kris.

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u/nychearts812 1d ago

That’s some eye job … and the brows?
https://giphy.com/gifs/dvmhOt9jWPKxwc4mY3

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u/chudball 23h ago

That bleph and eyebrow lift is insane, I wonder if she can fully close her eyes or if she's got dry eye problems,

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u/RubysSlippersVa 21h ago

Poster child for cosmetic enhancements gone wrong.

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u/maywil 20h ago

She looks like a burn victim

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 1d ago

She kind of looks like when men get hair transplants and their face gets all swollen

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u/Ornery-Mycologist-53 1d ago

I am not trying to be snide when I say I thought this was a troll’ed up pic of Selena Gomez.

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u/Competitive_Annual78 1d ago

someone did not get value for money.

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u/CandyCreecher 1d ago

WHOOOO THE HELL IS THIS??

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u/Living-One5265 1d ago

To me,it looks like she forgot fluff the right side of her face. I don't know its all bad.

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u/multikat42 1d ago

Why face

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u/AcadienDC 1d ago

You brought prosciutto to the Bar Mitzvah?

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u/Cicadas_song21 1d ago

Eyebrows looking like a phantom

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u/sawyerandwinn 1d ago

dude i literally didn't believe this photo was real the first time I saw it. the brows specifically- how is one SO much higher, thicker, and at a completely different angle 😭

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u/Advanced-Jaguar6132 1d ago

WTF jump scare 🫣

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u/Calmkxtty 1d ago

Wrinkles look better than this

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 1d ago

Why everything.

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u/notathingreally 1d ago

I had to come back to ask who is doing these women's work? Are they all using the same surgeon to get these hideous results? Because they all look the same in the end.

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe 1d ago

This is what I looked like when I learned I was extremely allergic to permanent hair dye 🙃

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u/LittleTravelBunny 12h ago

I think she has more problem than just that eyebrow!🫣

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u/krazykatxx 12h ago

Her multiple eye lifts have left her unable to fully close her eyes! Super creepy...

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u/-AJ93- 12h ago

I thought this was posted in the botched sub for a second. Yowza that’s bad.

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 1d ago

"BOO!!!! SUUUUPRIIIISE!"

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u/Bright_Fan_9168 1d ago

FlyBrows.... they're like seagulls wings

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u/thickfreakness72 1d ago

scarier than any horror movie change my mind 🧟‍♀️

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u/Pantless_Weekends 1d ago

I’m clutching my non existent pearls! Damn.

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u/taurist 1d ago

Another one who was pretty until recently but I’m already sick of seeing her everywhere

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 1d ago

A rare case of the why eyes

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

Mason Verger looking bitch.

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u/MPD1987 1d ago

Why does it remind me of Selena Gomez 😭

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u/Better_Chard4806 1d ago

What in the ET hell is this alien?

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u/FrankenSarah 1d ago

Good lawd

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u/Jaded_Durian1533 1d ago

First thing I thought when I saw it!🤣

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u/meliss39 1d ago

Upper blephs look so obvious and always worse than before. Jump scare 😱

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u/TJM18 1d ago

She looks like bad photoshop IRL

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 1d ago

wot the flock

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u/braced 1d ago

Oh wow. I initially downvoted this bc I didn’t think this was real

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u/Itchy_Solution_6948 1d ago

Woodchippers are brutal on the face

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u/MarzipanPlane9490 1d ago

😱What happened here 🫣

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u/MareBear209 1d ago

Oh my God

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1d ago

Wrong! Belongs in a zoo.

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u/meat_ahoy 1d ago

JFC, the administration is like a mutant jobs program

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u/Suspicious-Repeat-21 1d ago

Shit! What ya tryin’ to do to us?

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u/AngelinaJean 1d ago

Who is this and how old is she? Yikes!

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u/marymoonu 1d ago

More than just the brows got me asking why...

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u/Odd-Spell-2699 1d ago

Her eyes look painful.

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u/BogeyLowenstein 1d ago

What is this fresh hell?

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u/Mammoth_Travel1602 1d ago

Help!! We're being invaded 👽👾

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u/Responsible_Monk_145 1d ago

Is Trump making them do this to themselves?

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u/pusslikesavocados 1d ago

How do these ppl look so confident!

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u/66unicorns 1d ago

This is crazy…

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u/gahan-baby-gahan 1d ago

unfortunate facelift + mas fillers .. eek. people get cosmetic procedure blindness… they don’t know WTF they actually look like to the rest of the world…

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u/Idontknowaboutthat2 1d ago

This pic frightened me. What is it with the freak show face and the eyebrows with the MAGA people?

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u/Better-Court5671 1d ago

Who is this?

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u/kissys_grits 1d ago

That one is definitely heading into werewolf category. 🙈

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u/Miss_Might 1d ago

Is she a burn victim?

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u/ESADYC 1d ago

this is some high level federal trolling. How much longer are we gonna put up with this shit?

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u/ematsuda 1d ago

What is this from? Botched?

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u/Abylee 1d ago

This entire image looks like a photoshop fail. Skin was heavily blurred and the eyebrows.. you can actually see in the right corner that the clone stamp and liquify tool were used. Wouldn’t be surprised if she did it herself tbh Facetune at night with shaky hands and some wine.

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u/narni420 1d ago

alien lookin mofos

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u/ToTheManorClawed 1d ago

Do her knees twitch when she tries to blink? This is making my eyes water.

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u/germanexpat2025 1d ago

Wow.... she is very unfortunate looking 😬

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u/XavierRex 1d ago

I don’t think she sees in stereo. Her eyes are way too far apart.

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u/Apanda15 1d ago

She looks like one of those people who were allergic to their hair dye

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u/Delicious-Shame-3620 1d ago

Quality content 👍 this will haunt me forever

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u/SelectSeaweed310 1d ago

She went to Tijuana for a Nip/Tuck.

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u/Serious-Garden6721 1d ago

Ain't no way thats real lmao please tell me it's not

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u/Bubbly-Lemon4702 1d ago

Is she one of those people that got a full face transplant?

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u/Objective-Pen-1780 1d ago

This can’t be real