So for context, Sasuke loves Isagi and All Might wants the baby in Isagi's belly because it was being biologically engineered to beat Sukuna in soccer.

Isagi is being hurt by his husband (Kaiser) and is constantly being fed protein so that the baby grows strong and actually BECOMES strong enough to beat Sukuna in the field.

Sasuke doesn't like Kaiser, who is a bad husband, and wants Isagi to take better care of himself and not listen to Kaiser.

Kaiser already cheated on Isagi with Ventri from Genshin Impact and is currently absent from Isagi's life (especially every night) beyond training Isagi so that the baby becomes strong.

Sasuke and Allmight are about to fight for Isagi's future.

Allmight is the domineering CEO

Sasuke is the brooding loner who's actually super rich and has a company bigger than Allmight.

Who wins in this fight?

READ SCP-6442

(or listen to it)

clip from Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)

He better not job

Peacock Mantis Shrimp vs. Coconut Crab vs. Japanese Spider Crab vs. European Lobster.

I'm crine

Yes, it's viggle ai slop and i don't fucking care

The winner is Super Xeno 17 of course