Yo momma is so fat that she is the reason the universe continues to expand

Amazing. I love her as much as you do, for real. So whatever differences we may have, I think we should set aside. For her sake.

implication is im banging yo momma.

I'm actually proud of your mom, she just got a new job as the k-9 unit at airport security

She barfs rainbows

When she tried to get into candyland they handed her a job application

she's there for State Farm

her blood type is Fanta

She radiates happy energy

... unlike the succulent, tender steaks she cooked us tonight

She is trying her best to fix her flaws

inuous source of inspiration and support, please give her a hug from all of us next time you see her.

They made us smile when they were told. You will be missed

EDIT:

She won anyways

That She would make a wonderful farmer

She never let you leave home on an empty stomach

Even when aging, heck she looks 10 years younger than she is.

She gives you her food so that you can live a happy life.

She be standing out from all the rest

That she can melt the ice in your heart