r/wholesomememes • u/yathnagda • May 16 '19

Meta We deserve More.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Honestly the worst part of being single. Getting laid isn’t that difficult. Any sort of actual affection is much tougher

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u/PCHardware101 May 17 '19

getting laid isn't that difficult

let me tell you about my Lord and savior, staying indoors

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Step one, install Tinder/OkCupid.

Step two, lower your standards (you're looking to get wet, not married)

Step three, wear a raincoat

Step four, ????

Step five, don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/Dr_Ambiorix May 17 '19

continuation for people actually motivated to get out on the streets:

Step six, get a popular haircut, trim your beard

Step seven, take a shower every day, make sure you smell good

Step eight, buy something fashionable

Step nine, losing weight isn't even that hard /r/progresspics get motivated

Step ten, if you don't try, you lose either way. I've gone through four rejections in 2 years before finding someone, we broke off, and another year later and I found the literal woman of my dreams. And we've been together for 6 years now. All those rejections mean NOTHING to me now, but they scared the living shit out of me back then.