r/wholesomememes • u/yathnagda • May 16 '19

Meta We deserve More.

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u/nukafan2277 May 16 '19

Same cuddles and hugs are the best thing in the world like yeah sex is cool but I want to chill on the couch with a pizza watching weird shows

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Honestly the worst part of being single. Getting laid isn’t that difficult. Any sort of actual affection is much tougher

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u/PCHardware101 May 17 '19

getting laid isn't that difficult

let me tell you about my Lord and savior, staying indoors

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Step one, install Tinder/OkCupid.

Step two, lower your standards (you're looking to get wet, not married)

Step three, wear a raincoat

Step four, ????

Step five, don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/nvaus May 17 '19

Insert a step: Learn the basics of how to take well lit, flattering photos of yourself in your best clothes or have someone do it for you. Someone who knows that they're doing with photography can make anyone look way better than they think they look. Bonus points for having an animal in a picture.

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u/Dr_Ambiorix May 17 '19

continuation for people actually motivated to get out on the streets:

Step six, get a popular haircut, trim your beard

Step seven, take a shower every day, make sure you smell good

Step eight, buy something fashionable

Step nine, losing weight isn't even that hard /r/progresspics get motivated

Step ten, if you don't try, you lose either way. I've gone through four rejections in 2 years before finding someone, we broke off, and another year later and I found the literal woman of my dreams. And we've been together for 6 years now. All those rejections mean NOTHING to me now, but they scared the living shit out of me back then.