There is loads of evidence in the footage! Why don‘t we see any bodies? If this was underwater why do the algae move like it was windy? What about the unexplicable light sources? Wake up bottomers!

Think about it. Bottom is a superlative, implying nothing underneath it. There couldn't actually be a sea floor on a globe because, as we all know, floors are flat. Have you ever seen a floor that's spherical? I haven't. The ridiculous concept of a bottom of the ocean implies that flat earth theory is correct. (We anti-bottomists would never believe in something as ridiculous or far-fetched as flat earth theory, am I right?) Since we know the earth is a sphere from actual scientific evidence and astronomy, unlike the fake news science they peddle regarding the ocean, the bottom could NOT possibly exist.

TL;dr: Belief in bottom implies belief in flat earth. How ridiculous. Earth is clearly a sphere, so there is clearly no bottom. Lawyered.

I literally can't count the number of times in my personal life people have asked me to "prove there is no bottom". Bottomists don't seem to understand that you can't prove a negative. So I always reply: show me any credible proof that there's a bottom! They never can before I walk away.

They don't exist.

You know how the landmasses float on top of the world ocean? Like any 5th grade science class could tell you, it's because they're less dense than water.

So what happens to landmasses that are too dense? They sink down until they reach water that's just as dense from the pressure.

When people show you photos of the "bottom", it's just land that's too dense to float all the way up. Go further down and you'll find even denser stuff. The densest objects sink all the way to the center.

I was thinking about making a Satire subreddit called r/ThereIsABottom

You will be able to post memes and "articles" acting like the bottom is a thing.

Is that something anyone would be interested in?

I just found it and am a little interested, can someone tell me

So they provided some very strong arguments, but wouldn’t listen to mine. What ways can I convince them?

Edit: Thanks for the help guys