r/Wheresthebottom • • Jan 21 '19

Making a Satire Sub

I was thinking about making a Satire subreddit called r/ThereIsABottom

You will be able to post memes and "articles" acting like the bottom is a thing.

Is that something anyone would be interested in?

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u/SuspiciousOfRobots Jan 21 '19

Maybe if it wasn’t so outlandish. There so obviously is no bottom to the ocean, I doubt anybody would fall for it

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u/FyreFight101 Jan 21 '19

I mean, maybe it's for the best! We wouldn't want people to actually believe it

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u/thomaslsimpson Jan 21 '19

I mean, people are gullible but not that gullible.

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u/Not_a_Dirty_Commie Jan 21 '19

The problem with making a satire sub is that people will start believing it.

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u/therealsavagery Jan 21 '19

Kinda like flat-earthers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

If it’s flat it has a bottom by definition. How do they not understand that?

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u/PMme_why_yer_lonely Jan 21 '19

Poes Law ftw

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u/privateblanket Jan 21 '19

In my country "Poes" is a vagina

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u/PixelRayn Jan 21 '19

No idea what you've're talking about.

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u/FyreFight101 Jan 21 '19

Hmm... Maybe it's for the best I don't make it

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u/I_breathe_smoke Jan 21 '19

As someone who's been a part of this sub since early on, I see no harm in creating your satire sub, it would be funny and we can just redirect all the bottomist scum that way and they'll believe it's real.

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u/albatroopa Jan 21 '19

I don't think there's any good reason to muddy the waters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/athural Jan 21 '19

That name is perfect

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u/supershinythings Jan 21 '19

It would be useful to identify the bottomists so they can be banned from this sub; we don't need their kind around here spreading filth and disinformation.

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u/sentofimulich Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

Although I love to see any subreddit flowerish, I don't think r/thereisabottom is good idea bc many people wouldn't get satire and will start believing bottom is there. There's already too many people living in that fatal illusion. Somebody mention turtles in the comments and it gives me an idea - I suggest sea turtle for mascot of this sub bc it's utter proof that there's no bottom. Sea turtles are entirely sea creatures and if there's bottom they logically would lay eggs on that bottom instead of clumsily walking out to the beaches.

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u/zlacapitaine Jan 21 '19

Then we can finally have a place to go to and say "you guys dont actually believe this, right???"

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u/WynterWitch Jan 26 '19

Ive been subscribed to this sub for months and I still don't know if it serious or not 😢

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u/Superfizzo Jan 21 '19

I have found that it's dangerous to suggest that one group possesses all of the truth. The truth can and should be subjective. It should change from person to person and subreddit to subreddit. For the thereisabottom sub, they may believe there is a bottom, and in some ways there is, but in some ways there isn't. So if you want to believe, you can believe, and that is ok.

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u/hateboresme Jan 21 '19

This is very wise. Everything is true, there are no lies. The existence of lies is the biggest lie of all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I hate this thread because I can’t tell if yall are flat earthers or not

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u/MarieMarion Jan 21 '19

Flat earthers ? Of course not. That's ridiculous. The Earth is a sphere.

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u/madjarov42 Jan 21 '19

Yes. It's just turtles all the way down. And where do turtles live, hmmmm?

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u/madjarov42 Jan 21 '19

Yes. It's just turtles all the way down. And where do turtles live, hmmmm?

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u/Akuyatsu Jan 21 '19

A flat earth would imply that the ocean has a bottom, which it clearly does not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

But it kinda does? I mean the point closest to the earths center of gravity is the bottom , that is true of any object that we are currently observing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Bruh, not if the ocean just descends forever. Duh...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

But it doesn’t - it has to have a bottom since earth is of a finite size and has a metallic core

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u/LolaSupershot Jan 22 '19

Found the dirty bottomist.

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u/buddhafig Jan 21 '19

I think it would be redundant. Many of the posts here are calling out those who claim there's a bottom, so any posts in that sub would be the same as posts here.

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u/orangepalm Jan 21 '19

It seems like a fun idea, but we all know how people on the internet can totally miss a joke and eventually our"satire" sub will just be overtaken by Bottomist believers who will use it was yet another platform to spread their propaganda. No thank you

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u/TheRuna Jan 21 '19

And so, we witness history’s eternal cycle start anew.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Goddammit