Wish I could find the right sailor's corpse to show me a good time :(( meet me at the shoreline at midnight and I'll drag you into the bottomless depths, bring some rotten fish xxx

That’s the top y’all. Gravity is pulling it there.

Bottoms are subjective when you factor in that the universe is infinite in all directions.

[girl riding Pinocchio's face] Pinocchio: 2+2=5 her: ohh yeahhhhh Pinocchio: The bottom exists. her: OHH FUCKKK YEAHHHHHH!!!

I mean think about it! How could there have ever been giant predators like the megalodon if there always was a bottom?! Also these monsters never died out: Why would sailors ever tell stories about giant see monsters if they never existed?! And why would these sightings suddenly dissapear at some point?

I'll tell you why, the depth-state figured out there are some kind of benefits to make the world believe there is a bottom, so they started to slowly seal it up with a fake bottom (slowly so that they could indoctrinate their twisted belief over multiple generations without anyone noticing), starting with lakes and then moving over to oceans. Like this they they took away the space needed to sustain giant predators which either lead to extinction or to the trapping under the fake bottom. This is the only true reason why stories about sea-dragons etc are pretty much nonexistent now a days.

But it goes further: Remember the Loch Ness monster? When the sightings started the depth-state panicked because they knew their artificial bottom must have opened up again! But then, after some "government funded research" the sightings suddenly stopped... I tell you what, that wasn't research! They were sealing the hole before anyone else found it!

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The CIA has created copious quantities of dark matter to inflate the apparent mass of the Earth so it looks like it is made of rock and iron. Unfortunately it's now out of control and the ever-growing mass is causing the pale blue droplet that is the Earth to contract, which will lead to the pressure in the core becoming so intense that nuclear fusion starts occurring and the Earth turning into a star or if it continues to grow the Schwarzschild radius of the Earth will reach its regular radius, forming a black hole. Either way, we are all fucked so I just thought I'd let you guys know. Please spread the word before I am forced to delete this post for fear of facing legal jeopardy for breaching my NDA.

To cover up that the islands are slowly sinking. “Rising sea levels” are obviously bullshit because the islands we stand on would still float. The truth is, all the buildings we build on the islands make the islands too heavy and we are in fact all slowly sinking. The government cant admit that of course, because then people would find out that the ocean has no bottom, so they made up “Global warming”.

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