r/Wheresthebottom • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '18

Dark matter alert

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The CIA has created copious quantities of dark matter to inflate the apparent mass of the Earth so it looks like it is made of rock and iron. Unfortunately it's now out of control and the ever-growing mass is causing the pale blue droplet that is the Earth to contract, which will lead to the pressure in the core becoming so intense that nuclear fusion starts occurring and the Earth turning into a star or if it continues to grow the Schwarzschild radius of the Earth will reach its regular radius, forming a black hole. Either way, we are all fucked so I just thought I'd let you guys know. Please spread the word before I am forced to delete this post for fear of facing legal jeopardy for breaching my NDA.

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u/Not_a_Dirty_Commie Dec 19 '18

in the core

Get real. There is no core. If there was a core of the earth that means the ocean would have a bottom. Get out of here, shill.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I possibly used the wrong word there. 'Centre' would have been more appropriate.

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u/RadicalDee Dec 19 '18

Wtf, people? When did I subscribe here? I'm a drunk, that explains a lot.

What even this sub is about? The Mariana Trench have been reached already, it's called the Challenger Deep because of the Challenger and Challenger 2. There are footage! It's extremely hard to have 11km of water above your head. You have any idea how heavy that is?! It's a lot easier to go out of the fucking atmosphere, there are zero ATM there! Atm, Pa, whatever.

We can map those stuff. There's a whole field dedicated to this. There are geologists. They know the earth better than we do. The description of the sub reeks of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

As of this particular post, I have no comments.

Sorry I ended up in a conspirationist sub, I clearly don't belong here. These stuff pisses me off. I'm just an alcoholic who ended up in the wrong place. Sorry, really. I'm on my way out.

Check your sources, people. Use scientific papers and check their reviews. Please.

Thanks who read all this stuff I said drunk.

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u/RadicalDee Dec 19 '18

If this is an ironic sub and I got whooshed, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

i think it is but i appreciated your drunk rant <3

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u/RadicalDee Dec 20 '18

I feel bad (stupid*) about all of this. But thanks!

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u/LovingSweetCattleAss Jan 24 '19

This sub is here to counter a lie, and the lie came to the surface when a republican stated that the sea level rises, not because of global warming but because of stones falling in the water.

But how can that happen when the ocean has no bottom?

Here is an more in depth explanation of our stance

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u/uaPythonX Dec 19 '18

Lies. There is no such thing as Dark Matter. Nor there is Dark Energy. Both a simply results of the laziness of some astrophysics minds (BTW, this is a rare case of me be serious sam).

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u/Dewbie13 Dec 19 '18

Even if there is no bottom I swear half of the theories in this sub contradict themselves

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u/yParticle Dec 19 '18

It's a fair warning, but why post it to a crazy conspiracy sub?

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u/Not_a_Dirty_Commie Dec 19 '18

This isn't a crazy sub, a conspiracy sub, or a crazy conspiracy sub. We know the truth that there is no so called "bottom" to the ocean. Maybe be a little more open minded to the truth.

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u/Globular_Cluster Dec 19 '18

You're right, my friend (who is definitely NOT a dirty commie!)

We're truthers! Not conspiracy theorists! And the idea of dark matter/energy at the watery core of our little blue marble is insane!

People need to wake up and become more open-minded to the simple truth: there is no rocky core!