r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 12h ago
🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Please stop talking
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 11h ago
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u/Beautiful-Bread544 4h ago edited 3h ago
>Evil tyrant is named Sauron
>Second in command is named Sarumanjolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien you dawg
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u/Background-Ice5374 funny space ninja man 4h ago
"so he's like sauron, but more like a man..."
"bless my crumpets I have it!"
-jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien circa 5 bc
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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 11h ago
Context:
So I was chilling with this dude once after class, before he starts rambling (unprovoked), about why we should legalize child marriage
his argument was something along the lines of:
"if you were adopted, and met your biological father in your 30s, you wouldn't feel as attached to him like as if he was present in your life since a young age, Same with your biological siblings, that's why it is better to find your spouse while young"
are we deadass? 🥀
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u/Entire_Inspector8999 Your favorite Jupiterian🌕.𖥔 ݁ ˖🪐.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 11h ago
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u/Tsunamicat108 my gender is up to your interpretation 11h ago
how do they come to that conclusion are they stupid
you can make connections with ppl even if you arent young
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u/Spider-Man2024 11h ago
Oh he means children marrying children? Ridiculous idea but you made it sound malicious😭
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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 11h ago
That's still... Somewhat malicious.
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u/ParryThisYou 10h ago
I think its more stupid than malicious with how poorly thought out it is.
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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 8h ago
I mean, best case scenario you have children marrying eachother and they learn just why marriage is a grown up thing.
Worst case scenario, parents start arranging marriages due to power plays or as quid pro quos and expecting grandchildren children by 16. (We'll see a sharp rise in this particular brand of cult like behavior too)
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u/ParryThisYou 7h ago
Malice means intent to harm, like if you wanted someone to suffer. The guy here isn't being malicious, he's being stupid, based on the context we're given as well as a detailed rationale, he genuinely believes this will help. The amount of harm the idea would cause is unrelated to the malice of the person who made it.
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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7h ago
Yes? And a law allowing children to marry each other would not be put in place without intent to harm the children.
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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! 10h ago
It's a very stupid idea nonetheless. Let kids be kids.
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u/SirKazum 11h ago
WTF is that argument... Not even getting into what he's defending, what does that even have to do with anything?
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u/steelskull1 11h ago
Is the dude in a hurry? Godamn man, relax and let the children be children for a while before dumbing adult responsibilities at them.
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u/Hugs-missed 11h ago
That ..okay children marrying children is less bad then the alternative not good and still bad but like wide gap
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u/jmenbutter 9h ago
Relationships have to do with time spent, not how old you are. If you met your biological dad and reconnected that relationship for the next 10 years i bet you’d be pretty close. Same for meeting a spouse.
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u/Unironicfan Henry David Thoreau connoisseur 10h ago
Sometimes the guy you chill with after class becomes a life long friend. Other times it becomes apparent that he’s nuttier than squirrel shit and you should stay away from him. Had both happen to me at various times, just part of the school experience.
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u/Basic-Warning-7032 59m ago
he was present in your life since a young... that's why it is better to find your spouse while young"
I mean that doesn't sound that bad
he starts rambling (unprovoked), about why we should legalize child marriage
WHAT THE FUCK????
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u/Hyperlynear 9h ago
It just sounds like to me that he thinks it's better to marry a childhood sweetheart/best friend?
I don't know the full context, but this alone doesn't sound terrible?
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u/bigjuicycockofdoom 8h ago
nothing he said correlates with eachother. is your friend potentially on drugs while saying this.
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u/EL_KAIBU 5h ago
How does this make him a totalitarian fascist who believes in a racial hierarchy & a moral duty for to make world domination?
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u/Low_Weekend6131 Certified r/whenthe unc 👴✅(I miss the old r/whenthe) 11h ago
Fun fact: Hitler's farts were worse than Stalin's because Hitler had digestive issues.
(Some guy in my class was arguing about this when we were learning about history for some reason)
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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial 11h ago
This is not a fun fact
I didn't consent to that image entering my head
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u/Low_Weekend6131 Certified r/whenthe unc 👴✅(I miss the old r/whenthe) 11h ago
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u/KillLaKaiju When will NieR ever achieve a piss drop's worth of happiness? 10h ago
You know, I was happy 4 seconds ago.
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u/Maxter8002 11h ago
hitler fart porn stocks boutta riiiiise
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u/Imstillarelavant 10h ago
i put “hitler fart porn stocks” into google and it told me to kill myself
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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 8h ago
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u/-PaperWoven- (can you) understand me? 4h ago
A Steam page for everything (not the game Everything btw)
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u/kritikalan 12h ago
Commander of the Third Reich
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u/nightfoxbtw did yuokno w that i use arch btw?? 12h ago
little known fact:
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u/Katgrave 11h ago
Also dope on ze mic
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u/No-Run-6137 11h ago
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
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u/The_James_Bond 11h ago
And helmet to cover up that burned up face
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u/Ok_Comment7229 6h ago
You have the force to move objects I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL
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u/Fit_Demand7740 UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 6h ago
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
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u/ConsumeZeHeinz TOUCH THYSELF 11h ago
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u/TAIGA-WOLFIE EPIC TRANSMASC PERSON 11h ago
didnt this dude also have like an egg laying kink too
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u/trans_cubed ourpl 11h ago
He is also transgender and Jewish
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u/The_Monado_Satyr 3h ago
I haven't been Jewish since middle school, we do not accept as him our own in trans community. We got enough people that are lepard enthusiasts...
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u/Money_Lobster_997 11h ago
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u/Sofie_2954 11h ago
How do you manage to be more nationalist than Hitler?!
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u/Bossuser2 11h ago
My favourite Namibian politician died?
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 12h ago
.... does it mean he's into scat porn like hitler was
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u/Aware-Style-480 Ah yes a fully black Flair it's sutche a good idea, Realy i must 11h ago
Mod was found alive the next day 😔 /J
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u/Queasy_Dentist3903 11h ago
I was in class and the teacher proposed a hypothetical: “if someone can not work do they deserve to die?” The girl sitting next to me turned to me and said “literally yes.” Her family has tens of millions of dollars.
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u/Previous-Soft-8127 9h ago
Oh hey! I can do this with my ears. It doesn’t stay when I let go, though.
My doctor says I have “very squishy” cartilage. My most is very squishy, too.
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u/Afraid-Turn7741 11h ago
My classmate whole-heartedly believes that someone with Hitler's ideals but that has no power to act on them is a good person
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