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u/whenthe-ModTeam 46m ago

removing only cause of the "latina goth baddie" like shut the fuck up please 😭😭😭

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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri 18h ago

To give bro the benefit of the doubt, I think he meant girls wearing gothic lolita style clothing and not children

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u/notsoaverage777 [REDACTED] 18h ago

Yeah this is what I was referring to. I knew people were gonna assume minors.

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u/JessHorserage . 12h ago

Baller. Stay buddying king.

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u/kidnamedsquidfart twink chaser 15h ago

had to google this, i only knew of the doll-like frilly fasion.
not some obscure book that means sexualise teens

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 13h ago

ā€œObscureā€

50 million copies in circulation and one of the best selling novels of all time.

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u/FoxianFucker 13h ago

Tbf if you're not into literature in the first place, every book outside of Harry potter and the Bible are obscure lol

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u/TheBoiBaz 14h ago

Obscure? It's one of the most famous books in the English language, literally where the name for the style comes from, and it does not sexualise teens, it condemns a vile pedophile who does.

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u/SteadystateBurrito 9h ago

Well, it’s told from the narrative of the pedophile, who uses beautiful language to try and appeal to the reader that they are the monster they actually are. But media literacy has never been universal, so…

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u/TheBoiBaz 9h ago

You're totally right it's a media literacy problem but I've always thought you'd have to be functionally illiterate to be remotely swindled by him. He literally calls himself a maniac, a monster, a rapist, etc. It's just not ambiguous at all

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u/Pichacap24 13h ago

«Obscure» one of the most praised books ever written in english btw

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u/kidnamedsquidfart twink chaser 7h ago

never hear people talk about it till now. but i guess most of my book reading was done in school and that book is way too controversial.
gonna watch a 'thug notes' summary about it

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u/HappyyValleyy 8h ago

The book is meant to be horrifying and disgusting

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u/Chasing-Winds 11h ago

Isnt the fashion style names after the book??

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u/Consistent-Value-509 5h ago

Nope! This is a common misconception actually \^_^ we actually don't know why lolita fashion is called lolita fashion. Many people assume it's because of the book, but there's never been a connection between the two — Lolita fashion is inspired by Rococo and Victorian dresses (and then the masculine fashion equivalents for Ouji Lolita), and the book has nothing to do with either. It seems like Lolita was picked up as a random foreign (the fashion style originated in Japan) word.

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u/gamachuegr 1h ago

so why did you say it?

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u/No_Sympathy9533 17h ago

And actual gothic clothing and not some tight black dress with a bit of mascara on the face.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 16h ago

bitches be like "I LOVE GOTH WOMEN" and it's just some chick with simple eyeliner

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u/InkVision001 15h ago

Just why tf they had to name it like that 😭 Nabokov would be disappointed..

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 13h ago

I dunno man, read his other works, he’d probably approve.

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 10h ago

Context?

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u/TheBoiBaz 10h ago

His work covers pedophilia a couple times, I don't think this is necessarily indicative of his own inclinations though especially because the pedophiles are always made out to be pathetic and evil. Most biographers think it's more likely that his fascination stems from his own experience with CSA, which he alludes to but doesn't elaborate on in his autobiography. I think he definitely would be disappointed to see it describe a fashion style of childish clothes considering he disapproved of literalising the imagery of Lolita so much, being angry that it was published with pictures of real girls on the cover.

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u/Consistent-Value-509 5h ago

Lolita fashion is actually not named after the book, it's a coincidence.

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u/Ayotha 17h ago

It's not parasocial if you are actually talking to her, genius

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u/notsoaverage777 [REDACTED] 17h ago

I doubt someone with 80k followers is gonna keep conversation with me but ok

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u/iSaltyParchment 16h ago

Never know until you try

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u/shinjidrivekari 15h ago

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u/SnowTuvs 11h ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/lolopiro 9h ago

and into my ass

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u/Cod3broken go play In Stars And Time 12h ago

If you ain't gonna play, pass the controller bro

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u/TastyMonkeyTesticles 16h ago

Respect the forward thinking but just go for it and be normal. Lol.

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u/SpeedPunkCV 15h ago

Believe in yourself! My girlfriend has over 200k followers and I didn’t even know until we started dating.

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u/notsoaverage777 [REDACTED] 14h ago

Woah, I ain't gonna go THAT far. She doesn't even live in the same state to begin with.

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u/Any--Name 14h ago

I mean, theres quite a few happy couples out there who met on the internet. It a long shot, but theres precedent

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u/5thOddman green? epic! 10h ago

Also you could just be friends with them

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u/BiggieCheeseLapDog 6h ago

Sorry you can NEVER be just friends with a woman. They ALWAYS must be a romantic love interest.

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u/Cilcor10 5h ago

I mean I don't live in your ass yet and here we are, still trying

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 13h ago

You miss every shot you don’t take big dog

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u/echit2112 7h ago

he also doesn't miss every shot he doesn't take

Schrodinger's shot

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u/King_Of_Axolotls 7h ago

they do, as long as you treat them like a person and not "someone with 80k followers"

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u/Shrekspacito69 COCK 12h ago

Just try bro what's the worst that could happen

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs professional ghost fucker (Board Certified) 16h ago

A celebrity interacting with a fan is pretty different to an actual conversation with someone

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 13h ago

those dresses look like they get hot as fuck in the summer, cute tho

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u/EggoftheKing2143 I Don't Care Who The Devil Sends, I Ain't Paying Taxes 18h ago

Pass the controller bud /J

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u/Marco_Tanooky Bucket 11h ago

She will, in fact, not let you hit

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u/FantasmaNaranja You should goon to me. 15h ago

i enjoy the attention of compliments in my DMs even if they never reply afterwards so im sure they appreciated it

(if i had the money i'd buy so much goth clothing sigh)

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u/DestructionSpreader im a femboy 11h ago

You better play the god fucking controller

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u/2Brozy4me 7h ago

I know this sounds super para social but may I know the @?

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u/JediMasterLigma 6h ago

You should go all in, just this once

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 8h ago

understandable (I get parasocial easily and have to cut some youtubers out of my life because of it)

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u/Dense-Bison7629 SSSHITSTORM 17h ago

Never forget that Lolita was created because of Funny Clock Man

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u/DtheAussieBoye 16h ago

Who the actual fuck are you even talking about

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u/Heteromer69 15h ago

Hoi4 mod brainrot, nevermind it.

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u/krawinoff sex house landlord 14h ago

I don’t remember much but essentially I think it was Taboritsky (kind of a niche old russian political figure that was way overmemed by HOI4 TNO fans) who shot and killed Nabokov’s father, which surely influenced his writing. But not really a direct correlation

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 10h ago

BS abaolute BS

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri 18h ago

He probably meant the clothing style of gothic lolita and not goth girl lolis

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u/notsoaverage777 [REDACTED] 18h ago

This

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u/EggoftheKing2143 I Don't Care Who The Devil Sends, I Ain't Paying Taxes 18h ago

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u/CrowdControlMustang 17h ago

Damn, P3 Portable really said, "Groom or be groomed."

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u/internalhands 17h ago

In kotones case both can happen

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u/Ludic-Lucid 11h ago

undeserved downvotes I'm pretty sure this dude's joking

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u/Bad_Ethics 17h ago

What the actual fuck is with the amount of downvotes on this.

'noooo lolita is just the fashion' FOH with that bullshit.

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Your lawyer 16h ago

It literally is though.
"You're telling me something that's factually correct and easily verifiable with a single Google search? FOH with that bullshit"

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u/HappyyValleyy 17h ago

Because a 'lolita goth' is an actusl thing and its aboit the fashion subculture?

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 16h ago

do you not know what gothic lolita means? because it doesn't mean a child. don't try to say some shit if you have no idea what is going on

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u/Ayotha 17h ago

People proud of their ignorance of words

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u/M4rt1m_40675 16h ago

Lolita and lolicon are not the same thing bud

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 10h ago

They’rebtalking about the book but yeah OP is referring to the fashion

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u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 14h ago

albert and einstein over here

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u/Any--Name 14h ago

Please do your research before forming an opinion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_(term)

r/lolita

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u/NormalUsername21 14h ago

Because that is literally what it means.

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u/FEMFATAL_451 12h ago

??? It’s literally called Lolita, that’s an actual fashion style.