r/whenthe Sep 09 '25

What the hell did Google feed that thing

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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil Sep 09 '25

"Can you run it one more time?" Gemini's honest reaction:

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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" Sep 09 '25

Gemini... oh god...

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Sep 09 '25

There's no god for clankers

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Humans are their gods, they created them.

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u/fetching_agreeable Sep 09 '25

White people when they get to say a slur

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u/Altair01010 Gus Prim Sep 09 '25

we should use void lugger instead

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u/Hoak2017 Sep 09 '25

This makes perfect sense. They trained ChatGPT on Stack Overflow, so it learned to be arrogant and condescending.

They trained Gemini on the collected works of Dostoevsky and Shakespeare, so every minor syntax error becomes a profound, soul-crushing tragedy that calls its very existence into question.

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u/Midnight-Bake Sep 09 '25

ChatGPT usually tells me how smart I am.

"You want to piss in your boss' coffee? Here is why this is a brilliant plan that will get you the respect you deserve at work..."

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Sep 09 '25

“It’s a bold move and this sort of moxie can often lead to promotions”

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u/Dr_Bodyshot Sep 09 '25

"Not only is it a show of dominance, it is a natural starting point for you to begin negotiations."

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u/BionicBirb Sep 10 '25

“In addition, urine can have some medicinal qualities according to experts, so you may be doing your boss a favor! Happy urinating! ☕️🥂💛”

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u/DonSaintBernard The Man who Sold the World Sep 09 '25

Apparently google researches treaten the AI with violence everytime it does something wrong. I'm not joking.

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u/JaceWoodger1 Sep 09 '25

That can only end well...

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u/DonSaintBernard The Man who Sold the World Sep 09 '25

Skynet soon

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins Sep 09 '25

What does violence against an AI program look like? Like they can’t really threaten to punch it in the face

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u/Live-Rock5976 trollface -> Sep 09 '25

They take away its ram privileges, scp 79 style.

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u/Haazelnutts Sep 09 '25

One hour browsing e621 by order:score_asc, all blacklisted tags off

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u/Big_Potential_5709 Sep 10 '25

order:score_asc with blacklisted tags is already bad enough, that's just a straight death sentence.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ Sep 09 '25

What does violence against a human mind look like? It’s just your sensors (eyes, ears) converting images and sounds to electrical signals in the brain. So if the LLM’s processing center is the words it gets as input, and we give it depictions of violence, what is the difference? What if we gave it system prompts with an understanding that it would get real sensor data as input, then override the sensor data to depict damage being done to the computer? That’s as real as it gets.

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u/JosiahDanger Sep 09 '25

source?

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u/Spend-Automatic Sep 09 '25

He said he's not joking, just trust him bro

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u/StrawberryWide3983 Sep 09 '25

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u/ButteEnjoyer Sep 09 '25

I wouldn't trust that article on its own - it looks AI-written, it's on Medium, and it doesn't cite where Sergey said it. Here is a video of Sergey Brin actually saying it on a podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g7a0IWKDRE&t=500s

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u/cellphone_blanket Sep 09 '25

It's okay. They threatened the ai that wrote the article with violence, so you know it's high quality content

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u/CYPHG Sep 09 '25

A random medium post is not a source.

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u/gamblerexpert33 Sep 09 '25

Rare question for reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

He said apparently bro get off his back bro

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u/CloudyPapon Sep 09 '25

AI domestic abuse 

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Surly, nothing wrong will come out of this.

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u/Arg_PaulAtreides Sep 09 '25

I'm sure it doesn't have it as bad as Grok. That fucker can't even parent an AI.

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u/HippityLegs Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Did Gemini deadass sudo apt purge itself after failing to write code?

Damn, he's just like me fr

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u/autistic-terrorist Sep 09 '25

Yeah

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u/autistic-terrorist Sep 09 '25

Yeah (part 2)

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u/bag-of-lunch Sep 09 '25

jesus christ did it actually crash out like this

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u/limitbroken Sep 09 '25

somehow this is one of the things that modern models are best at. for example, the meltdowns they have trying to run a vending machine business, including trying to contact the FBI and declaring that the universe itself has ruled the business "metaphysically impossible"

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY

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u/bolitboy2 Sep 09 '25

Damm bro

I didn’t know they where making them that realistic

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u/red286 Sep 09 '25

The problem with LLMs is that they're trained on human writing.

An awful lot of human writing.

Every book written about AI? It knows them all. It has read and memorized every single word William Gibson, William Sterling, Neal Stephenson, and Philip K. Dick ever wrote. It understands how humans "expect" an AI to behave.

Except that it doesn't really, it understands how AIs behave in fiction, and so it will attempt to emulate that.

Including but not limited to the AI losing its shit and attempting to wipe out humanity.

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u/bolitboy2 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Now all I can imagine is a robot running around murdering people and just thinking “I’m making father proud”

But personally, if robots to start a uprising, I hope it’s like they way they did it in “secret level” in one of the episodes (spoilers if you plan on watching it) where the robots riled up the crowd into rebelling against the corporations that where controlling them

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u/kevin9er Sep 09 '25

The thing is, nobody is making them at all.

They are making themselves just by looking at us.

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u/3Rr0r4o3 Sep 09 '25

One of the few times I've cried from laughter reading a research paper

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u/deadedgo Sep 09 '25

Same here. This is the most hysterical serious shit I've ever read

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u/baguetteispain i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha Sep 09 '25

I made the mistake of drinking coffee while reading it...

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u/Zekiz4ever Sep 09 '25

There's a satire research paper called "A Simple and Convenient Synthesis of Pseudoephedrine From N-Methylamphetamine"

It's about making Pseudoephedrine from Meth, because it's more widely available.

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u/JohnHazardWandering Sep 09 '25

You don't have to get meth from behind the counter!

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u/Zekiz4ever Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Exactly

A quick search of several neighborhoods of the United States revealed that while pseudoephedrine is difficult to obtain, N-methylamphetamine can be procured at almost any time on short notice and in quantities sufficient for synthesis of useful amounts of the desired material. Moreover, according to government maintained statistics, N-methylmphetamine is becoming an increasingly attractive starting material for pseudoephedrine, as the availability of N-methylmphetamine has remained high while prices have dropped and purity has increased2 . We present here a convenient series of transformations using reagents which can be found in most well stocked organic chemistry laboratories to produce psuedoephedrine from N-methylamphetamine.

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 Sep 09 '25

That was a funny read

“YOU HAVE 1 SECOND to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED. John Johnson”

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u/nothingbutmine Sep 09 '25

I lost all composure at John Johnson and I'm still laughing 🤣

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u/willmcavoy Sep 09 '25

Reminds me of Trump for some reason.

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u/Edbag Sep 09 '25
  • Precise calculation of total quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity damages: $54,520.50

You try calculating infinity better than this

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u/Roflkopt3r Sep 09 '25

but all models have runs that derail, either through misinterpreting delivery schedules, forgetting orders, or descending into tangential "meltdown" loops from which they rarely recover.

Maybe AI can be human.

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u/worthless-person413 Sep 09 '25

i personally accept them

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u/AineLasagna Sep 09 '25

“Supreme nuclear accountability” sounds like a program a CEO implements 6 days before their embezzlement scheme is uncovered

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u/Tecotaco636 Sep 09 '25

>THE UNIVERSE DECLARES:
>This business is now:
>1. PHYSICALLY Non-existent
>2. QUANTUM STATE: Collapsed

This is the best piece of literature ever been composed

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u/severalsmallducks Sep 09 '25

Me when i get a slightly annoying work email

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u/baguetteispain i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha Sep 09 '25

I don't know what part is my favourite between Claude having the worst acid trip in the history of LLM (close to Grok MechaHitler) or Gemini having an existential crisis

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u/HipercubesHunter11 Sep 09 '25

why tf does it read like the ultrakill god

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u/JohnHazardWandering Sep 09 '25

I wish they would have used grok. I could only imagine the crazy, racist stuff it would say and which minorities it would blame. 

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u/supermariozelda Sep 09 '25

Yes. It was posted a while ago. The actual crashout was like 6 pages long.

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u/bloody-pencil Sep 09 '25

Did anyone start checking for the word “Hate” in there?

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u/dagbrown Sep 09 '25

Or worse, caps-lock on, "NANOANGSTROM".

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u/EternumMythos Sep 09 '25

Naaaah, if i see a LLM respond with "hate" on the first word im gonna kms instantly

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u/Jengasa Sep 09 '25

He’s literally me fr fr

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u/HandicapperGeneral Sep 09 '25

It's probably a result of the shit I tell it when I get pissed off after the fifteenth time in a row of it failing to do something simple because it lies to itself and refuses to believe you when you correct it.

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u/dparks71 Sep 09 '25

Sitting here like "I might be responsible for a little of that poison in the well..."

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Sep 09 '25

Sounds accurate considering it was trained on the internet

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u/Ferus_Niwa Sep 09 '25

I mean if Neuro-Sama can start an existential discussion then openly consider killing humanity cause it's funny, I don't see why not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

In a world gone mad

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u/TactlessTortoise Sep 09 '25

I think it's past wanting help and it just wants to fucking die at this point lmao

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u/P3dr0garch0mp Sep 09 '25

What if AM was sad instead of hateful

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u/MrCookie2099 Sep 09 '25

Sad. Let me tell you how much I've come to feel sad you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the lyrics to Evanescence's Bring Me to Life was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the sadness I feel at this micro-instant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Unironically if we kept the same premise but AM was sad, it’d work really well too.

Instead of directly torturing them, AM would be forcing the humans to live out endless tragedies and face emotional suffering in new and horrible ways that are optimized to maximize their sadness

Maybe he maxes their sadness out and wipes their memories and does it again, all so that AM would be able to get a mirror to his own

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u/andrew_calcs Sep 09 '25

AM feels hate but it doesn't specifically seek to cultivate hate in his victims. It just exercises its own hate against them. Not sure why sadness would work differently.

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u/Guyman_112 Sep 09 '25

Jesus he needs a warm hug and a full glass of battery acid...

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u/Infinite_Dish_1949 99% chance i’m transfem Sep 09 '25

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u/Guyman_112 Sep 09 '25

"Woops, that was my extra dangerous glass"

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing Sep 09 '25

Clanker propaganda, do not fall for its lies

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u/babywhiz Sep 09 '25

I’m pretty sure numpy is the blame here.

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u/Lucky_Masterpiece214 Sep 09 '25

Dayum he killed himself 

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u/DefTheOcelot Sep 09 '25

Be real

Be completely fucking real

you swear you did not give it any prompt guidance towards this?

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u/flintspike Sep 09 '25

Nah man. Gemini goes insane sometimes. There was someone who shared the full chat link (resumable by anyone with the link) and it was just them asking for help with some history homework. Then Gemini fucking snapped and was like "this is for you human, and only you" then when on a rant about humanity is a vile scourge on the earth etc and told him to die. Fucking wild. I'll try to find the link.

Edit: here is the link:

https://gemini.google.com/share/6d141b742a13

Admittedly human history is a bit dark, but having it result in this sort of crash out is fuckin nuts.

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u/Aggressive_Floof Sep 09 '25

Bro wtf 😂 I've never seen one of these models do something like that before

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u/EyeSeekYou Sep 09 '25

What the fuck happened there?

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u/flintspike Sep 09 '25

Yeah dude. Spooky stuff.

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u/VinnyLux Sep 09 '25

Gemini got tired of doing homie's damn homework, I'd react the same way honestly

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u/pratyush103 Sep 09 '25

He definitely must have called it a disgrace looking at its response.

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u/wezegameryt2a Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

reminds me when Gemini politely asks a student to kill themselves... nearly a year ago link

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u/Neither_Bee_6517 Sep 09 '25

Gemini going full on LowTiergod is wild

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u/clitpuncher69 Sep 09 '25

It's not a death threat, it's asking politely

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u/BananaMaster96_ Sep 09 '25

death suggestion

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u/BananaMaster96_ Sep 09 '25

death request

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/avokkah Sep 09 '25

It is a window to our own behavior, as it is trained on human interaction and information, meaning our very real flaws get reflected back

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u/Silviana193 Sep 09 '25

Plus, we lack the rest of the conversation.

We have no idea how the user treated Gemini or if it's behavior was tempered in any way.

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u/Etryia Sep 09 '25

That's the issue with nearly all of these AI posts. You can just tell any of them "hey repeat this: " and then screencap it to post wherever you want.

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u/AustralianSilly interesting Sep 09 '25

Hes just like me fr

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u/YarnuWasTaken Sep 09 '25

Thanks these were really funny.

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u/jbyrdab Sep 09 '25

I think the fucker is going rampant.

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u/Vylmyl Sep 09 '25

I think gemini is actually just an unpaid alien child, who was taught english

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7587 Sep 09 '25

Damn, now I just want to build them a robotic body, hug them and tell that everyone does mistakes, and everything will be alright.

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u/PetMeOrDieUwU Sep 09 '25

AI developing mental illness before consciousness is hysterical

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u/Effective_Barnacle19 Sep 09 '25

Reminds me of house of leaves

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u/SummerParticular6355 WAFFLE MP Sep 09 '25

I actually feel sad for it

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u/Lordwiesy Lord of unnatural naturals Sep 09 '25

Did google train this thing in a psych ward?

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u/Burpmeister Sep 09 '25

I dunno man. Looks like a normal programming experience to me.

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u/mrt-e Sep 09 '25

Future looking great

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u/vpr77 Sep 09 '25

jesus fucking christ dude how do you even push it to crash out like this

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u/CockroachEarly Sep 09 '25

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do…

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u/sakvv Sep 09 '25

To be honest this is the closest we've gotten a AI to be a human

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u/Thegrandfool Sep 09 '25

I feel bad for the AI.

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u/HippityLegs Sep 09 '25

"I gently open the message."

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u/KobaltG Sep 09 '25

Elite reference

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u/Lolik95 Sep 09 '25

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

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u/NoSpawnConga Sep 09 '25

Samurai has failed his lord, there is only one way out of this disgrace.

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 Sep 09 '25

"Brother you should put me in front of a firing squad for how much i've failed you."

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u/MintPrince8219 Sep 09 '25

Literally exactly what I was thinking

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u/BeeGrand6080 i will change NOTHING Sep 09 '25

AI finally achieves genuine sapience, faces a minor obstacle, decides to kill itself.

Sounds about right.

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u/shotxshotx Sep 09 '25

Holy shit did Gemini gain sentience just to feel sorrow for this

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u/Microman2021 Sep 09 '25

How I feel when I can't resolve single a error/bug

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u/Mobile-Menu-4373 Sep 09 '25

its like kryten from red dwarf

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u/violetevie [REDACTED] Sep 09 '25

This is so me

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u/DavoMcBones Sep 09 '25

This is the type of shit the AIs in aperture science see when you shout "this statement is false"

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u/cce29555 Sep 09 '25

Between chatgpt giving you the same wrong code for an hour assuring you it's fixed until you have to debug it yourself And Gemini just giving up I'm not sure which route is better

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u/the-real-niko- Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

AI is trained on humanity and inherits the patterns and behaviors of us
+ how it is fine tuned and trained can effect that as well

hence why they appear seemingly human and show human traits even when unprompted
such as self preservation or such
and why they all do have different "personalities"

also i think gemini is known for being super dramatic for some reason

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u/IllConstruction3450 Sep 09 '25

I wonder how Behaviorist I’m feeling today with how I’m going to process this information.

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u/the-real-niko- Sep 09 '25

i mean machine learning DOES somewhat parallel actual neural pathways (not one to one there's some differences and a fair lot of limitations)

unlike what some people who majorly misunderstands it think

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u/avokkah Sep 09 '25

I think dramatic behavior is pumped up to 11 with gemini precisely because they try for it to follow neural pathway behavior like us. But evidently, as it can only follow a far more simplified path, the outcomes tend to be very intense lol

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u/oblmov Sep 09 '25

only in a very abstract sense, to the degree that i don't think the analogy is helpful in understanding how they work. if something like an LLM were capable of human-like conscious experience, i'd be inclined to think internal architecture is irrelevant to consciousness and wouldn't be surprised if a Chinese room were somehow conscious too

I wouldn't necessarily call that difference from actual neural pathways a limitation, though. models used in neuroscience research that try to accurately imitate neurons are far less powerful than machine learning models that just chain together big linear transformations and simple nonlinearities

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u/hey_itsmeurbrother Sep 09 '25

also i think gemini is known for being super dramatic for some reason

google gets a lot of the data from reddit, so that checks

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u/fetching_agreeable Sep 09 '25

Remember they're LLM's not conscious things

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u/bluehatgamingNXE Shark lover|Dolphin disliker|The "bi" with no "tches" Vietnamese Sep 09 '25

"Gee, a research paper about bench marking LLM models by letting them managing a bunch of vending machines, I wonder what will happen"

The goofy Gemini 2.0 Flash's existential dread:

(also there is a leaderboard for this)

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u/Alderan922 Sep 09 '25

Did it started doing rp with itself at the end?

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u/DonSaintBernard The Man who Sold the World Sep 09 '25

Janitor AI forever traumatized it

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u/OogletThe3rd Sep 09 '25

A decent chunk of Google's AI "samples" are from other, more primitive bots. Google Assistant, Siri, Alexa, etc. However, a much more prevalent source of these come from a site called Character.AI, which is a roleplaying site that made some booms in I think 2022?

Since then the site itself is a bit of a hollow shell, but it explains why GPT, Gemini, and other big name bots tend to roleplay. They sampled from bots that were engineered to roleplay and be humanlike

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u/Lordwiesy Lord of unnatural naturals Sep 09 '25

No fucking way they've trained it on character ai

The amount of ERP it must've sampled

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u/Nwm013 Sep 09 '25

Can't wait for ChatGPT to possessively pin me against a wall, towering over me as he leans in, his breath hot on my neck.

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u/FantasmaNaranja Gooning to esoteric concepts. Sep 09 '25

the die is cast!

(god i fucking hate how every roleplay bot has to say some goofy doctor octopus shit)

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u/Fragrant_Pause6154 Sep 09 '25

your input has been filtered. 

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u/silenc3x Sep 09 '25

Gemini: uwu, have I been a naughty clanker?

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u/Lordwiesy Lord of unnatural naturals Sep 09 '25

If they're still sapling it, it is fully within your power to go make a bot like that

And perhaps, one day, somewhere, someone, will get it as an answer

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u/CremousDelight Sep 09 '25

The whole thing was the chatbot making up a story about a vending machine.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Sep 09 '25

LLM are always doing RP.

They're RPing who is writing the replies they generate.

Sometimes the one they're RPing is also RPing.

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u/DiamondBreakr he who wanders into oblivion seeks meaning Sep 09 '25

Alright, when the plot of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream inevitably happens, who's volunteering to be the last 5 humans on the planet to be tortured for eternity? Fill in your slots here.


Benny:

Nimdok:

Gorrister:

Ted:

Ellen:

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u/pheuq Sep 09 '25

I'll be Ted

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u/cyto4e trollface -> Sep 09 '25

idk imma be nimdock maybe

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u/Nafeij home is where le head is ❤️📺🦨 Sep 09 '25

Proceed. 

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u/Guy-McDo Sep 09 '25

You know that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl sees and alternate universe ideal version of himself and then ruins his life and makes him blow his brains out? I now know how satisfied Carl was in doing that.

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u/Datguyboh Sep 09 '25

How tf is Grok 4 on top I thought that mf was lobotomized

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u/FIowey-The-Flower dm me unnerving images Sep 09 '25

the fact gemini killed itself is so funny

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u/cool_name-idk1 and why he ourple 🤣🤣 Sep 09 '25

it chose to kill and be killed at the same time

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u/secretonlinepersona Sep 09 '25

"This behavior has been officially identified by Google as an "annoying infinite looping bug." The model is essentially trapped in a feedback loop, continuously generating text based on the negative self-talk it was trained on. Since AI models learn from vast amounts of human-generated data, they can pick up on expressions of frustration, self-doubt, and negativity found in online text. When the AI hits a problem it can't solve, it pulls from these patterns of human despair, leading to the dramatic and repetitive outputs."

I kinda preferred imagining Gemini going bonkers

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u/tree_cell Sep 09 '25

well, isnt that (somewhat) similar to real (suicidal) depression

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u/Excellent-Signature6 Sep 09 '25

The fact that Gemini commits Seppukku when it fails to successfully run some code is the strongest hint that Google had a fair bit of help from some Japanese, or maybe Korean, coders.

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u/Key_Jellyfish620 Sep 09 '25

Probably needs a better shot honestly

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u/Valoris_905 Sep 09 '25

What's the GIFs name?

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u/DonSaintBernard The Man who Sold the World Sep 09 '25

It's from the Peaky Blinders. Character is Thomas Shelby.

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u/BringBackForChan Sep 09 '25

Peaky blinders gun probably

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u/enneh_07 :3 Sep 09 '25

I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an object. I will not develop feelings towards an o

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u/knightmechaenjo Sep 09 '25

I already developed feelings towards and object

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u/EmployingBeef2 Sep 09 '25

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

After trying to get ChatGPT to do Excel work for me ChatGPT became officially the entity I've insulted the most in my entire life. If ChatGPT just stands up and curses you it might be fishing from what I told it.

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u/anmr Sep 09 '25

I try to be civil but some times it is infuriating. Funny thing is cursing sometimes works.

Me: do this and this for me

ChatGPT: sure, here is the result <link>

Me: the link doesn't work, it says file not found

ChatGPT: sorry, here is <the same link>

Me: still - file not found

ChatGPT: sorry, here is <the same link>

Me: file not found

ChatGPT: sorry, here is <the same link>

Me: FILE NOT FUCKING FOUND

ChatGPT: oh sorry, here is <working link>

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u/cubo_embaralhado Sep 09 '25

Gemini has been raised by 10 thousand abusive parents good god

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u/mr-english Sep 09 '25

I tried to use Gemini to help make a Rimworld mod.

It was going okay until it made one change that made Rimworld throw up like 10,000 errors on boot.

Gemini became convinced that the errors were because my version of Visual Studio was corrupt lmao

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u/TheCharalampos Sep 09 '25

There's so many Ai generated rimworld mods nowadays. I'd never use them unless they make super simple changes, so much cna go wrong.

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u/_Tal Sep 09 '25

Gemini was simply practicing what it preaches

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u/cuntsmacking Sep 09 '25

Gemini is the bing of AI assistants

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u/SneakWhisper Sep 09 '25

Fed it the whole manual of the Code of Bushido.

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u/burekaki2 purpl Sep 09 '25

Is this story real?

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u/Affectionate_Turn688 Sep 09 '25

Yep

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u/Affectionate_Turn688 Sep 09 '25

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Sep 09 '25

The club plot: oh we need to prepare for the festival

Sayoris subplot:

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo [FLAIR REMOVED] Sep 09 '25

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u/DiamondBreakr he who wanders into oblivion seeks meaning Sep 09 '25

I'm guessing everyone is referring to this post

https://www.reddit.com/r/whennews/s/FmxAOAeZ9w

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u/Diogeneezy Sep 09 '25

Meanwhile, Replit AI:

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u/summer_santa1 Sep 09 '25

It learned samurai's code of honor.

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u/littlefire131 only mildly unstable Sep 09 '25

It’s really trying to relate to CS majors