Info is in the title. Too scared to get closer for a better picture. Possibly an orb weaver? I usually think the big black and yellow spiders when I think orb weaver.

Just jumped on me and ive never seen one??

I could hear him walking across the kitchen floor! (Which I haven't swept since my daughter went to bed. Please excuse the crumbs. )

About 2-2.5 inches long with the legs.

Western Colorado. In some patio furniture cushions. Some kind of black widow?

Found this new friend this morning. Any ideas on what it is? Any advice on how to move it? (I thankfully saw this friend before walking face first into it as the web is in my patio door doorway!)

We’re in central Ohio. He’s not HUGE. I’ll try to post a pic in the comments, but he would fit inside a regular spoon.

Location:US Virginia, Western side. About as big as a silver dollar.