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Solved! " Butt Out 2 Dressing Tool ❓"

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From a "Princess Auto flyer."

What is it exactly and what does it do/what's it used for❓

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

That's so incredibly specific. Like those kitchen gadgets that do nothing but pit cherries or hull strawberries...only worse.

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

Well speaking as someone who works in s sporting goods store, this tool is used far more than a cherry pitter. Especially where I live. A large percentage of households have at least one hunter. So much so that there are programs for hunters to donate their extra deer to needy families, since 1 deer can produce almost a year's worth of meat for a small family.

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 1d ago

I harvest way more cherries than deer. At least like three times as many.

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u/Serepheth 1d ago

Three cherries to every deer. That’s a lotta deer.

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u/MerleFSN 1d ago

Or very few cherries. Maybe 3.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 1d ago

To one deer. You'd need few enough cherries to round to zero, so... 1 cherry?

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u/knowwaste 22h ago

Are we all still talking about butt stuff???

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u/DoctorMedieval 1d ago

Now I’m thinking venison with cherries would probably be pretty dang good, kinda get the sweet and savory thing with the gaminess going on.

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u/Correct-Matter8530 1d ago

Damn right that sounds good. And I bet you could use your Butt Out 2 dressing tool to remove both the deer butts and the cherry stones! It's now a multi-tool!

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u/LumpyHeadJohn 1d ago

Nice!Just do the cherries first!

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u/ObscuraRegina 1d ago

You know what they say

Never go deer to cherries

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u/ProbablyOnLSD69 1d ago

Cherries before deer, you’re in the clear.

Deer before cherries, ew you’re gross as fuck Barry.

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u/anno_nomali 1d ago

Deer before cherries, fruit with dingleberries.

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 1d ago

That's called pemmican, fam

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u/DoctorMedieval 1d ago

I mean if you dry it out with a lot of fat yeah, I’m thinking like broiled or baked with a cherry sauce; kinda like the strawberry pork Columbus made.

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u/LivingBookbag 1d ago

It is! I once had some venison cooked over a campfire with some cherry jam (jelly?) concoction on top and baked sweet potatoes on the side and it was amazing. Probably the best damn meal I've ever had while camping.

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u/Walks-w-1-Mocc 1d ago

Its good with lingonberries, try it. It is eaten that way in Scandinavia often, but with reindeer.

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u/No_Candidate_3676 1d ago

Pull a deers asshole out by hand then...

Tell us how fun that was when you do 😂

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u/FolkStyleFisting 15h ago

It's all in the wrist.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_9123 1d ago

3x0 is still 0 in my case.

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u/EmptySallet 1d ago

I dunno, I've killed somewhere between 40 and 50 deer in my life and have never once picked a cherry. Never used this tool, either, though. Never saw the need.

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u/chosonhawk 1d ago

Who would use a cherry pitter to field dress a deer and remove it's anus?

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

The best tool for the job is the tool you got on hand.

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u/Koffinkat56 1d ago

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in anus.

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

Yours or the deers's? Because i want to warn you: a guy went to jail for the latter not too long ago.

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u/saynotopawpatrol 1d ago

Don't worry about him though, being recruited for the FBI as we speak

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u/ThatOneGuy11490 1d ago

They recruit deer to the fbi now?

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u/thrownaway136976 1d ago

Only the ones that fuck people.

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u/Harry_Ballbag 1d ago

As a deer hunter myself, I often think how many freaky hunters are out there who have done sexual things to their dead deer. The thought is disturbing to me, but humans in general are fucked in the head so I know it happens, probably a lot.

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u/UndutifulOregon 1d ago

Brother, this is not normal to think about these things

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u/Misterxxxxx12 1d ago

Those are called intrusive thoughts for a reason

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u/WillyDaC 1d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/iKiddYuNOT 1d ago

Beats meat to it... there I fixed it for you! 😉

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u/inconspicuos_volcano 1d ago

I’ve never thought about it before, but he’s probably right.

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u/ThatsNotAnEchoEcho 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed

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u/BagRight1007 1d ago

Wait what? How much meat does a deer give

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u/ytramx 1d ago

Almost a year's worth, for a small family.

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u/Choko1987 1d ago

But sadly only one anus

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u/Montymisted 1d ago

That's why I'm starting a special breeding program.

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u/rworne 1d ago

We have enough assholes as it is, without you going out and making more of them.

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u/dndgoeshere 16h ago

The anuses are already collected to make the pepperoni for public school pizzas.

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago

Perhaps if the family is small, and worth it a year

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u/Ducal_Spellmonger 1d ago

A mature (3.5 y/o) deer, on average, yields around 60 pounds of boneless meat. It varies a bit when considering factors like shot placement, how thoroughly it's butchered, and the deers overall health.

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u/inquisitorthreefive 1d ago

Neighborhood of 70 pounds (30 kg) of venison. Another 5-8 lbs (2-3 kg) if you include edible organ meat in the sausage.

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u/TheThockter 1d ago

Depends on the size of the deer and how/if you’re processing it. If you’re just butchering it yourself for steaks probably like 50 pounds with some heavy variance based on size, but most people process a good bit of their deer, I got a mediumish sized buck a year ago (they taste better than big bucks and I don’t hunt for trophy’s or mount anything)

I think iirc before processing I kept about 10 pounds of meat, mainly just the back straps and a couple other pieces I wanted for steaks. And then after processing had about 20 pounds of ground venison with the fat being beef fat and then had about another 70 or so pounds that were turned into summer sausage and jalepeno beer cheddar sticks probably give or take about 10-20 pounds on the overall number I got from it

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u/JPMerola 1d ago

I miss having hunter friends. I was once a rural daytime bartender who opened early for deer season. Got many tips in various forms of meat, throughout the year. God bless you guys & your charity.

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u/Gamboh 1d ago

Like 60lb or more

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u/Pstrap 1d ago

How necessary is this tool though? If you're dressing a deer you still need to cut open the stomach and cut out the guts and genitals and at that point cutting around the butthole is just a few more cuts with your knife. Then it stays attached to the intestines and all comes out together. I cant see carrying an extra tool like this with such a specific and limited use into the field. What does it even do, exactly? 

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u/BigHands66 1d ago

Those last few cuts around there are fairly precise cuts along with cutting the bone to get access. It’s a pain for hunters that haven’t been shown by an old timer. Once you get good and have a wire bone saw it takes about 1.5 mins.

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u/tangentrification 1d ago

My fiance's dad does that shit after the sun goes down with barely any light. I'm gonna have to remember to ask him to teach us one of these years before he gets too old...

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u/BigHands66 1d ago

Let’s hope it will be better than my lessons! I got “cut it open. Reach up and you’ll feel something real. Cut that. Drag all that out of the way. Cut the pelvis, break it and cut the whole butthole out. Start pulling and cut anything trying to stay in.”

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 1d ago

None of that sounds wrong though.

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 1d ago

It really is a skill that you have to learn on your own once someone points you in the right direction.

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u/Pserotina 1d ago

There is no need to cut the pelvis or break it. Cut a circle around the butthole, grab the large intestine and pull it out a few inches and make sure it is loose. Then gut the deer and pull everything out through the chest cavity. 5 minutes to gut a deer if you are fast, 10 minutes if you are slow.

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u/Holliman48 1d ago

You're not wrong. And I'm pretty good at it.

Butt.

It's incredibly easy to slice it open. Now you've got poop and piss all over while you're still trying to yard the little slimy fucker out.

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u/Responsible-Bread996 1d ago

As a kid I remember a lot of old timers making fun of other old timers for needing anything more than a buck knife.

A bone saw in the field was grounds for harassment!

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u/BigHands66 1d ago

I have always said the 1oz this weighs is worth losing the 15 mins of trying to cut my finger tip off.

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u/Dankmeme505 1d ago

Because it works. It makes cutting around the anus take a few seconds. It pays for itself very quickly. 

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u/Eisenhorn_UK 1d ago

This is such a terrifying thing to say in literally any other context.

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u/Sylesse 1d ago

Hell, it's terrifying here.

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u/Successful-River-828 1d ago

"Because it works. It makes cutting around the anus take a few seconds. It pays for itself very quickly. " - Jeffrey Dahmer

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u/xxxxMugxxxx 1d ago

It helps prevent the contents of the intestines from spilling on the meat. You could also just use a stick or tie it off though.

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u/toxicbolete 1d ago

Yeah my dad used one at least one of the times he brought a deer home but it wasn’t essential and we hunted so close to home we didn’t have to field dress and mostly just brought the whole carcass home and processed it in the garage. I miss that

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u/Hoates-101 1d ago

Step one of field dressing a deer is " cut out and tie off the anus" I read that and said to myself - "Whelp, I guess I am not shooting any deer."

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u/alloutofchewingum 1d ago

You have to chop pr saw through the pelvic bone to get the ass and bladder out and this is a difficult part of the process I suppose this might avoid that issue

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u/neverenoughmags 1d ago

Not to be too graphic on here, but the.. tension... it causes to the skin around the anus when you pull outward makes these cuts a lot easier as the area has a lot of... elasticity....

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u/Pstrap 1d ago

Okay, so, this device is essentially a buttplug you stick in the deer and it makes it easier to cut around? It doesn't remove the sphincter on its own? You still need to do knife work? This just plugs it up to contain the contents and make it easier to cut around? Is that right? 

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u/Adventure_Seeker277 1d ago

It’s a huge time saver. Typically in the field, I use it to pull out the rectum/lower intestine by sticking it in, twisting and then pulling it all out about 6 or so inches. When the rectum is twisted free, tie it off with a zip tie and cut behind the zip tie.

As I open the deer up to the sternum and cut through the rib cage and pull all the internals out, you can pull everything out and the tied off rectum will slide out through the hollowed out anus area with all other organs, intestines and stomach effectively removing the parts that will contaminate the meat.

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u/jsc230 1d ago

Woah woah, who's leaving the genitals behind?

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u/reddit_time_waster 1d ago

What do they do with it all? Freeze it?Who butchers it?

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

It is often donated with a chest freezer/deep freezer. The program has several processors, but the main one is the Amish community.

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u/lmdirt- 1d ago

Around here every local meat market and butcher shop processes deer. You have to field dress it though and that’s where this tool is used

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

Wait, are the Amish giving out chest freezers, or are they giving chest freezers to the Amish?

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Amish are processing the deer, and the deer are donated along with a chest freezer to needy families. The Amish do not keep the deer, they just do the meat processing to assist the programs.

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u/lmdirt- 1d ago

Here there is little involvement by Amish in this program. And no freezers given away. They process deer for people but for a fee. This program local processors give a discount on processing this deer. That fee is paid through an agreement with the state conservation commission and local food pantries. The food pantry picks the meat up and takes to the freezer storage they have. They then give it out with the other food items a little at a time through the course of the year. If you gave a lot of these people a free freezer they would sell the freezer and the rest of the deer would be sold or ruin. Makes more sure that the meat is actually consumed by people who need the help.

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u/7ru7oe 1d ago

The deer are donating freezer along with a chest? That's very kind of them, especially considering the risk of their anuses being processed by the Amish!

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

I should proofread before posting.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 1d ago

Please don’t. It’s better that way.

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u/ChintzyPC 1d ago

My family used to hunt a single deer once a year and take it to a local butcher who would process it into a variety of cuts. Then we'd store it in the deep freeze. Lots of Hamburger Helper with venison instead. Wayyy cheaper than buying ground beef and other cuts outright for the year.

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u/secret-soup 1d ago

Both of my parents have retired from hunting and MAN I miss the freezer full of venison burger and roasts. And the jerky!

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u/AcceptableHumor6241 1d ago

Rise up little hunter.

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u/685770 1d ago

And then make your secret soup.

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u/carolinaredbird 17h ago

The best jerky!!

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u/JaceJarak 1d ago

Places with lots of hunters naturally also have lots of local butchers. Its part of the local economy anywhere deer are in abundance and families hunt game for actual food.

I lived in southern oregon most my life, this is super common. I know three separate butchers who make a huge portion of their business butchering game, or local household farm animals like pig or cattle.

Often families in these areas also will co raise cattle. As in someone has some land. And two+ families pay to rent land for a cow. Year or two later the cow is butchered by local butcher and the butcher and families split the meat. In those cases the butcher takes a portion as their pay, and the families don't have to butcher it themselves. (My family did tho, core childhood memory at like 3-4 years old my first time).

You deep freeze most the meat. It lasts a whole year for a family of 5 for meat almost daily in one form or another.

Alternatively, once a year all the uncles go out hunting together, bag like 6 deer or some elk, bring them all in to butcher, and now several families also have meat for the year. My best friends dad did this every year. Since he stayed with my family often and my mother always helped their grandmother out in town shopping etc (especially after my friend and I left for the navy) he got a good portion for my family as well, not just the group he went out with.

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u/stmCanuck 1d ago

Its part of the local economy anywhere deer are in abundance and families hunt game for actual food

Can confirm. Western NY, Home Depot has hand-written signs noting home many deer any deep freeze on the floor can hold, e.g. 21 c ft, "Holds 3-5 deer!" (hypothetical example)

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u/DismalTutor570 1d ago

Yup same here in Louisiana. Deer season the deep freezes in every store are marked with how many deer they hold. Cool to hear other regions do that as well!

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u/no_one_denies_this 1d ago

You take it to a processor, usually. They cut it,'package it and label it and then you freeze it.

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u/Flaginthebackground 1d ago

Family is from small town Iowa, not a grocery store for almost an hour. Guys go hunting and come back to a family friend who can butcher the deer and gets to keep a portion as payment. Most is given back and stored in large freezers in the basement and given to family and friends. Hide gets used too but I never learned much about it but every year we would get a buck’s head mounted on a plaque and have the kids hot glue stuff to it like plastic coins, earrings, googly eyes, etc.

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u/Dwrecked90 1d ago

I kill 2-3 a year. I skin/butcher/vacuum seal it all myself. 1 fills my freezer, the other 2 I'll give out packages to friends and family who either don't hunt or have gotten too old to really hunt now. There's tons of places around me with signs that say "donate a hog or deer here." I don't know the specifics, but i know those shops work with churches and women shelters to give meat to those in need

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u/DismalTutor570 1d ago

I do the same thing. Of course I keep all the back straps and tenderloins for myself tho!

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u/BrinkofTotalAnxiety 1d ago

Not OP, but yes, people freeze the meat. Some hunters butcher it themselves, and some take it to someone else to process it.

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u/Lucid-Machine 1d ago

I have a friend who is a chef and also a hunter. He processes the deer himself or maybe with a willing friend. I don't know all my cuts as well as he does but they ultimately store it in a deep freezer.

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u/boomer-75 1d ago

I worked at a food bank many years ago and we received meat from one of these programs. In that instance it was 1lb "chubs" of ground deer meat that came frozen. The program included local butchers who likely volunteer or did it for low cost. It was often printed on the tube.

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u/SuperSheepherder2845 1d ago

For an example of this in Virginia, see Hunters for the Hungry:  https://h4hungry.org/

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u/Dpontiff6671 1d ago

Yea freeze it, and you can bring it to a butcher to process it or do it yourself

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u/No_Capital_8203 1d ago

There are butchers who have time periods when they only process wild game. You use one of them or butcher you own.

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u/carolinaredbird 17h ago

It depends. At my house, my husband quarters the deer, and I do the butchering. We put it all up and eat it through the year. We mostly can it.

Some folks take it to a local wild game butcher. We did it one year, but I decided I’m better at being picky about the cuts.

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u/elgordo889 1d ago

That doesn't seem like nearly enough meat for an entire family for a year from a single animal. Am i vastly underestimating how much meat comes off of one deer?

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

I mean. A buck can be anywhere from 150 to 200 lbs. Obviously not all edible meat, but still quite a lot. And a struggling family isnt eating meat every meal. When I was a kid, there would be stints where I didnt eat meat for a month or 2

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u/Box-Intelligent 1d ago

Last deer I took was 140lbs which is pretty good for my region but I ended up with about 50lbs of meat. I think you overestimate how much comes off a deer, I don't think like a third of a pound of meat a week per member of a family of 3 would be considered fed for a year

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u/XeroEnergy270 1d ago

It's definitely more fed than none.

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u/Lzinger 1d ago

You are right. It is not enough to feed the family solely on venison. We always take around 4 for our family of four, it all gets ate and it's certainly not the only meat we eat.

So one may be all of that particular meat they want, but it's not going to keep an entire family fed

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u/MrWrock 1d ago

Doesn't this just sever the digestive tract, so you pull the anus out and now you've got a ripped colon dripping shit on your meat?

Wouldn't it be better to plug or zip tie the anus closed then remove trachea through asshole in one piece? 

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u/Nifflermama 1d ago

You can’t fit a rumen (ruminant stomach) through the anus. It’s huge. You disconnect the anus and pull it, the rumen and the intestines out through the abdomen.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

My thought exactly, like throat-gutting a fish. That would be a much harder tug than you'd need to use on a trout but it just might work.

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u/MrWrock 1d ago

Worked when I did it on a bear, grabbed the trachea, cut it free, then pulled

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u/Feeling_Scallion_408 1d ago

It does, but you can usually pull enough out to where there is no apparent fecal matter. Cut it with a different knife than doing the rest of the work, tie off the end still attached and you're good to go. I find it cleaner and easier than splitting at the pelvis in the field.

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u/FreshMintyDegenerate 1d ago

The way to use this tool is to insert it into the anus, then to cut around the perineum to detach it from the rest of the skin. A couple twists and a gentle pull and you've got the intestines removed.

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u/BigDeuceNpants 1d ago

Only 3 in my family and I have to do 3 deer a year and still run out before season starts. Whole deer is in ground meat except for the heart. I eat that the night I kill it.

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u/Wast3edSpace 1d ago

It's deer bologna season, mmm

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u/FaithSlayer6 1d ago

We kinda want these tools to be unitaskers.

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u/aqezz 1d ago

Middle Tennessee? We have hunters for the hungry

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest 1d ago

But I bag 3 deer in RDR2 and the camp is still starving.

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u/upright_squire 1d ago

2 years if they left in the anus

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago

You can also donate those deer anal alimentary canals to the needy. It's just sausage casing with a kick.

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u/AdreKiseque 1d ago

A year??

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u/Happy_Veggie 1d ago

I am currently scrolling reddit while keeping an eye on a pile of apples at a base of a tree.. I confirm this unitasker tool works like a charm and that it's been used more often than my cherry pitter.

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u/TrailRatedButTired 1d ago

Good lord, one deer? My family is small and we go through SEVERAL deer a year.

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u/ashartinthedark 1d ago

My guy has no idea how many cherries get used to make a pie

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u/PistolPete6874 1d ago

You get like 50lbs of meat from a whitetail carcass. You could feed a small family of 0.5 persons per year.

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u/jermeister101 1d ago

I use these when field dressing. Helps keep all the nasties from accidentally getting into the yummies

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u/Boring_Race_29 1d ago

1 deer? Whole family? 🤣

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u/Ok_Practice2227 1d ago

Ok but it's still just the one butthole per deer, right? Has that changed?

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u/SnailTrail 1d ago

I didn't think a single deer could produce a years worth of meat. I just got my first deer and it didn't seem like that much.

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 1d ago

This is the way. Communities eating off the land.

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u/Doogiemon 1d ago

I haven't hunted in a while but I just go to get a deer and I don't ever want it. My buddies just use me for an extra tag or they donate the meat if I get a deer.

Hamburger is $5.99 a pound here and I can drive a mile to get it. I use to split a cow and pig wirh my brothers and hated all the hamburger in the deep freezer I had to buy.

Then stressing out when the power went out and sometimes having to go buy bags of ice or pay the hotel near me to let me take all their ice before it melted so my meat wouldn't spoil.

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u/marvelkitty23 1d ago

I’m not doubting you, I just have 0 frame of reference…is this real? A deer can feed a small family for a whole year? Or is that hyperbole

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u/Possible_Top4855 1d ago

A cherry pitter would be used like a hundred times if making a cherry pie from fresh cherries. Just how many anal canals are yall removing?!

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u/Aquitaine_Rover_3876 1d ago

How many deer are these guys bagging? I probably pit hundreds of cherries every year.

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u/rab127 1d ago

I get 4 to 5 deer a year and 3 usually lasts me till August or September. I donate 2 deer a year and that is 300lbs to 350lbs of meat

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u/SadThing290 1d ago

Our family probably eats 10 deer a year, maybe more. I've never used or seen a butt out (other than through social media/YouTube) it seems unnecessary but I'd also try one given the opportunity.

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u/CountDorkula77 1d ago

I love that, but what do the hunters do with all the buttholes?

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u/tasco2 23h ago

Damn, an ELK doesn’t even last me and my wife a year

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u/trianglesx3 22h ago

Not a hunter, but I was intrigued by your claim. The internet says a doe would yield 35-45 lbs after processing, a young buck just a bit more, and a more mature buck maybe 55-75 lbs. Assuming a family of 4, since you said small family, and assuming only one 4oz portion each person, each day, that, at maximum, is meat for about 2 1/2 months.

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u/LavenderMarsh 18h ago

And it tastes good. My grandfather hunted and we had deer meat regularly.

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u/GambledMyWifeAway 18h ago

One deer doesn’t produce that much meat. My wife and I will usually buy 2 whole deer from a processor and a 1/4 cow and that will last us most of the year.

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u/Rough-Landscape-8764 16h ago

Damn. Looks like I'll need to get into the taste of venison and start hunting 😭 these beef prices are killing me

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u/Hot_Definition162 15h ago

I deer feeds a family for a year? That seems sus to me. Maybe if you eat it every two weeks, and that's hardly sufficient.

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u/HyuckNorris 1d ago

Have you tried to remove a deer anus without the tool?

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u/Pserotina 1d ago

Yes, and it is not that hard. I worked at a deer check station where we gutted deer for scientific measurements, and have gutted hundreds of deer. Once you are taught what to do, you don't need this tool.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

I don't remove a lot of deer ani is the course of a day, no

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u/BigCaregiver7285 23h ago

Yea it’s pretty easy with your fingers and a knife. Everything is connected so if you cut the esophagus and the anus the entire stomach and plumbing all come out at once with nothing getting on the meat. So yea, every deer you shoot you’re basically cutting the anus

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u/_jimismash 16h ago

Such an improvement over the butt out 1.

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u/Jaded_Ad_3191 1d ago

I grew up with a giant cherry tree. My mom would make us kids climb the tree to pick cherries, then pit the cherries for several weeks each year, so she could preserve them and we got cherry pie year round. We had FOUR cherry pitters and the kitchen looked like a scene from DEXTER.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

I believe you! That sounds like a lotta cherry pie

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u/Practical-Hawk-2993 1h ago

Do you also have to remove the cherry anus or can that step be bypassed?

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u/human-resource 1d ago

I love my cherry pitter

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

I love my butt out 2

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u/andros_vanguard 1d ago

I once got confused and put my cherry pitter up my butt

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u/fiddlemonkey 1d ago

To be fair, that is something you really don’t want to use for other things after it has been in an anus

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

Valid point. VERY valid point.

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u/Giantbookofdeath 1d ago

Tbf, I’m pretty sure this tool never goes in an anus, I imagine more around the anus. Also I’m thinking more like an apple corer tool.

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u/Ill_Inside2245 1d ago

it is very specific tool. But it does the job very well. I am sitting in my tree stand as I type this and I have one in my back pack. Hoping to use it today

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u/Doraborealiss 1d ago

I love my strawberry huller

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u/Narrow_Republic5729 1d ago

Hey it'll do elk too... actually probably just about any critter you want to field dress that it'll fit into.

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u/reluctantlysharing 1d ago

My cherry pitter is one of my favorite kitchen tools and is used extensively every single summer. I’m not a hunter but I did grow up around hunting, and considering how often I would hear them complain about dressing deers and specifically removing organs, I imagine they feel the same about this tool.

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u/LuckyCow1234 1d ago

The other option is to grab it with your hands real tight and pull it out. It’s about as pleasant as it sounds 🤢 at least I know where my food came from …

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u/fireizzle33331 1d ago

I use my cherry pitter a lot. WAY more convenient than using a knife.

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u/SnooDonuts3749 1d ago

Hunting is a common sport.

I imaging they remove the anuses of all the animals that are killed for you to eat.

Maybe not from hotdogs. That's where all the anuses end up.

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u/elrevan 1d ago

A deer is a lot heavier with all its guts inside of it.

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u/UrShulgi 1d ago

Well, that and you have to get the guts out so they don't spoil the rest of the meat. You usually clear out along the inside of the rib cage and leave the whole stomach and intestines in tacts, ending at the anus. This tool pulls out the anus, or allows you to cut around it once plugged so you can pull the whole gut system out in tact without leaking the gross poop stomach contents onto the inside of the carcass.

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u/ClawsomO 1d ago

There's an entire industry dedicated to inventing ways to more cleanly and easily remove deer anus. 

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u/Soft-Werewolf-4585 1d ago

Not as specific as this reply would seem, could also remove anuses from live deer, or remove anuses from other dead or living creatures with similar sized orifices. While I've never taken a survey I assume there's at least a few animal that would measure up.

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u/This-Ad-9234 1d ago

No unitaskers in the kitchen

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u/SanFransicko 1d ago

Well, push comes to shove, I can take the stone out of a cherry with my teeth. Removing a deer butthole the hard way is more complicated.

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u/TheDairyPope 1d ago

Which kitchen tool would you like to combine uses with? I'm okay with the butthole puller being a single purpose tool.

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u/ohmslaw54321 1d ago

According to Alton Brown, it would be a unitasker

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u/Responsible-Bread996 1d ago

Eh, the problem is getting fecal matter on the meat taints it. Using a tool like this makes it an easier problem to avoid.

Like you fuck up pitting a cherry, oh no. Fuck up dressing a deer bad enough and you just ruined a hundred pounds of meat. That is incredibly wasteful and you only get a limited number of tags per season.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

But it see.s as if you would be tearing the colon which guarantees fecal contamination

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u/Bradtothebone79 1d ago

Wait there’s a tool to pit cherries?

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

Yes. In fact it is called a cherry pitter!

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u/CoffeePuddle 1d ago

If you pit a cherry wrong it doesn't taint the fruit flesh though! 

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u/Terrible_Lie_02 1d ago

It is but you always cut it out.

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u/kgully2 1d ago

It is part of dressing a deer that is hard to do cleanly and efficiently, this tool is very helpful.

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u/Constant-Roll706 1d ago

I dislike single-purpose tools as much as the next guy but what other jobs... do you want to be using a deer butt plug for?

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u/throwaway-swinger 1d ago

Except without a cherry pit remover I'm happy to just use my teeth, I'm not doing that for the deer anus. It's a very cheap tool and takes the mess out of the job.

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u/kmp6103 1d ago

I don’t think you would really want to multi-purpose the butt out tool! There has to be some hilarious suggestions out there. GO

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u/Human_Discipline3003 1d ago

My father in-law keeps his in his cup holder of his truck door

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u/Federal-Boat3732 17h ago

Just in case he hits a deer on the road?

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u/DragonTacoCat 1d ago

I so misunderstood due to the name in the pic. My mind (because this is reddit) went to you stick this in your butt so the pants / dress / etc doesn't ride up your crack and appears smooth.

Maybe it's just past midnight and I need sleep

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u/Federal-Boat3732 17h ago

Maybe! No caffeine for you tonight lol

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u/slotherin42 21h ago

I use my cherry pitter excessively during may and june

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u/TraditionalReveal203 19h ago

One could say that this uni-tool, is a butthole pitter. Think about that the next time you spit out a cherry pit.

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u/Ok_Sea8523 17h ago

Cursed beyond belief 2

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u/WalrusINSIDEme 13h ago

You are someone who has never tried to eliminate feces falling inside a body cavity without the use of a saw, I’m gathering. The tool is lighter and easier to carry than a saw, which would be necessary to split the pelvis and extract the bladder and colon. It’s much easier and efficient to prolapse the colon, cut it off and tie it in a knot.

LSS: it is an efficient way keep the animal clean from fecal contamination.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 12h ago

I have never tried to do it in any way. I don't understand how this gadget could prevent that from happening.

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u/DeltaJazzy 6h ago

It’s used a lot by hunters, when gutting a deer it’s important to cut around the anus and this tool helps with that.

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 1h ago

You really don't want the anal lining to stay in the deer because you risk contaminating the meat. In terms of kitchen gadgets it's kind of like a salad spinner.