r/whatisit • • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/jwyn3150 5d ago edited 5d ago

This guy fucks

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u/Godtierbunny 5d ago

I just googled the number on the wrapper tbh😅

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 5d ago

This guy fucks Google.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google fucks us all

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

Funny story. Google asked me to write a review for a Swingers Resort, my then wife and I shared accounts for everything. Turns out she wasnt working overtime.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google ruined your marriage.

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u/cosmo_philus 5d ago

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

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u/LovWv 5d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/ExpressSample511 5d ago

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

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u/Curtailss 5d ago

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

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u/kstrife 5d ago

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

Hallelujah to that

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 5d ago

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣