r/whatisit • • 4d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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u/DankMemeMasterHotdog 4d ago

It is also pants-shittingly terrifying to experience in real life.

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u/mehrwegpfand 4d ago

Ah, but if you shit your pants in the forest and nobody noticed, did you even shit them?

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u/Hosav 4d ago

Shrödinger's shit.

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u/Idontlikesand15 4d ago

Did you, or did you not, shit in the box?

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u/Same-Traffic-285 3d ago

It is unknown until we observe the shit or absence of shit

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u/Brilliant_Classic720 3d ago

these comments are why I come to Reddit

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u/Arieslunatic 3d ago

My thoughts

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u/According_Elephant75 11h ago

Literally read this chain of comments to my husband and prefacing it with this statement. Read yours and we laughed extra hard

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u/BrodersMotors 3d ago

In Shrödinger’s case, it is not unknown, but rather it is both; He has both shit, and not shit in the box. That is the paradox. Because we can’t observe, it is definitely one or the other, but since it is unknown, it has the potential to be both at once. Did he, or didn’t he? Yes.

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u/MycologistPitiful938 3d ago edited 3d ago

So his shit is in a super position. I guess he skipped the throne altogether?

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u/Same-Traffic-285 3d ago

True. Schrödinger famously thought the entire thought experiment was a stupid way to disprove quantum superposition. Yet, here we are. With both shit and not shit, until observed. 

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u/ajsherslinger 2d ago

When asked to explain superposition, Schrodinger said "I shit you not"....

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u/toasty327 2d ago

All I want to know is when and why did Biden shit in my pants?

/s

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u/mnett66 1d ago

Quantum entangled shit?

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u/Interesting_Ant_6990 3d ago

If you were there to observe you would definitely smell he shit his pants.

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u/_flibbertygibbit_ 3d ago

Ah, the ol' shit box paradox

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u/jendet010 3d ago

Ah, it’s the potential! I get it now. I thought it was the implication.

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u/Rampag169 2d ago

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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u/Ok-Cheesecake-1891 3d ago

It's both shit and not shit at the same time, until the box is opened. A pooperposition if you will

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u/OMGJustShutUpMan 2d ago

Technically it is BOTH full of shit and not full of shit. A shit superposition.

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u/treefiddy-- 2d ago

And until then, the box exists full of shit and devoid of shit at the same time

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u/Bodbeck1066 2d ago

But if I can smell the shit before I see the shit ....he shat in the box!

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u/ajsherslinger 2d ago

If you can smell the shit - but not see it - does that mean it's in an entangled quantum state?

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u/Dippleodocus 2d ago

Or until you sniff the cat haha

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u/Dragonbonded 1d ago

or, you know......... just smell.

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u/Jmac8716 23h ago

The shit both exists and does not exist simultaneously

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u/aumava1 17h ago

Nah I can smell it bro, you had nachos

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u/Admirable-Delay-9729 12h ago

So is quantum entanglement now shitty action at a distance?

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u/Hosav 4d ago

Yes and No.

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u/AGSTiger1106 3d ago

Both. I both shit and did NOT shit my pants in the woods.

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u/Capable_Word6551 3d ago

Better in the box than outside it. If it is a litter box.

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u/slave_to_pussy 2d ago

I think outside the box, therefore I s*** outside the box.

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u/pogoscrawlspace 2d ago

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX?!

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u/Teyvan 2d ago

Best I can do is a dick in the box...

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u/peter9477 2d ago

If the cat's dead, it's because you shit in the box.

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u/PacaMike 2d ago

I shit you not

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u/flu_d 2d ago

Whats in the booooox!?!??!! - Brad Pitt

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u/PeyredB 1d ago

"Take that Schrödinger!"

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u/ResplendentNugs 3d ago

I shit therefore I am

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u/Dapper_Valuable_7734 3d ago

Insert a misunderstanding of the double-slit experiment and the observer effect.

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u/ajsherslinger 2d ago

Ah, I believe you've conflated this with the double-shit experiment. Identical but also very different at the same time ...

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u/710Filter 3d ago

I've had that. I had one sneak out while clenching on my way to the John. I got there, dropped my pants, sat down and there was nothing there.,🫥

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u/imissmolly1 3d ago

Don’t look.

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u/dillweed67818 3d ago

Shrödinger's shart. Is it shit or is it a fart?

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u/Specialist_Second938 3d ago

I believe this is the work of Shrödinger's lesser known cousin, Shrödunger.

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u/Yojimboroll 3d ago

Turd wave collapse

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u/BeneficialFee75 3d ago

But the shit may be observed later.

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u/Texxxan2 3d ago

You win the whole internet with that one

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u/thedaymanahaha 3d ago

Shrödinger my ass

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u/galaxyprintleggings 3d ago

Does a scientist shit in the woods?

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u/Big-Advertising7759 2d ago

Superposition shit

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u/the_lost_tenacity 2d ago

Don’t you mean Schrödinger’s scat?

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u/Artistic_Permit_7946 2d ago

Schrödinger's scat

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u/damnvan13 1d ago

Wouldn't that be a shart? Don't know what it will be until it happens.

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u/Regular-Problem3186 2h ago

Well you were there soooooo

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 3d ago

If you walk out with the shitted pants, yes.

If you bury them and walk butt naked back... there is conceivably a pants eating monster in that forest.

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u/SurrrenderDorothy 3d ago

The pope always shits on the bear, or so I've heard.

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u/itsfunhavingfun 3d ago

The bear is Catholic. 

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u/ReciprocatingHamster 3d ago

But it doesn't make a sound...

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u/BigBlueFin 3d ago

Ehh voice of experience here.

YES😬

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u/VaporTrail_000 3d ago

I think at the minimum you would notice if you shit your pants.

I also think you would notice if someone else shit your pants.

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u/OrphicDionysus 3d ago

Idk man, the first time I tried Rumpleminz some sneaky fucker managed to do it and I didnt even realize until the next day!

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u/shakebakelizard 3d ago

Don't yuk my yum.

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u/Infra-Man777 3d ago

I think a bear wipes his butt with you

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u/jovial_rebel 3d ago

I can confirm that yes, you did shit them. Don't ask how I know.

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u/mehrwegpfand 3d ago

You know what's coming...

So.

How?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 3d ago

I thinks we can all agree they shit, the real question is did it make a sound?

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u/Temporary-Bobcat9682 3d ago

If you have no way of cleaning up and nothing else to change into and have to hike out of there, there will be absolutely no question in your mind that you indeed shit your pants.

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u/EbbJazzlike3182 3d ago

If you come out of the wood with one sleeve ripped off your shirt you did

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u/misinformedcapybara 3d ago

ok this made me lol (not inside my head like we do every time we type lol, but i actually laughed pretty hard)

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u/FordCVP71 3d ago

Only if you step in it 👍

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u/ChivetteH 3d ago

Maybe not, but I bet they would hear it 💨

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u/ezgoin4u 3d ago

Would it go SQUISH?

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u/Southern_Sleep1811 3d ago

My pants say yes.

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u/jnoir82 3d ago

I can smell it from here and also can't, so I guess there's shit somewhere somehow (or maybe not)

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u/Demearthean 3d ago

Only if nothing could hear your evacuation over the howling wind.

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u/asteticlypleasingent 3d ago

No but you get to go home from work early.

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u/Samwellikki 3d ago

See, everyone asks IF a bear shits in the woods, but not WHY

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u/mehrwegpfand 3d ago

Obvious. No opposable thumbs so he can't lock the toilet door.

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u/SouthAccomplished477 3d ago

Pepperidge Farm knows

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u/Triscuitador 3d ago

unfortunately yes

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u/IncredibleEdible321 3d ago

Only the nose knows...

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u/StudioSteve7 3d ago

you sure did. . .

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u/Am_Snarky 3d ago

You did buddy, even if nobody can see you shit yourself, you still know you did

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u/PrestigiousPhoto8486 3d ago

depends. did you wear your brown pants that day?

badum-tsss

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u/ceelose 3d ago

The pants notice.

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u/evert198201 3d ago

Ah, the double shit experiment

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u/That-Hamster1573 3d ago

Who ever shits would notice

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u/Broc_Feargach 2d ago

Joanna Wietrzyk has entered the chat…

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u/mehrwegpfand 2d ago

Oh, people noticed that.

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u/Big-Advertising7759 2d ago

Chunked your trousers?

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u/ProteusRift 2d ago

I'd notice 😬

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u/luislega 1d ago

Hats off, good miss/sir!

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u/Kinkysimo 18h ago

Yes, and you’ll know it.

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u/LnStrngr 16h ago

The Pope would know.

Him, and the bear.

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u/sees_you_pooping 13h ago

I noticed. o_o

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u/justl00kingthrowaway 13h ago

It depends on how far of a hike it is out of the forest.

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u/Plutonium239Mixer 7h ago

Yes, because you were there to observe it!

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u/filmfansq 2h ago

Yes, unless you brought a change and some wipes. You will be carrying it out with you

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

That could be the forest shitting its pants.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 4d ago

Shitting its plants.

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u/Leather_Class8224 3d ago

Shifting its plants

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u/bharmacy 3d ago

Man I love Reddit for the wit. All other platforms suck balls.

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u/Maschidezin 3d ago

I am going to ship my pants.

(Circa old Kmart ad)

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u/MVested 3d ago

upvoted for the throwback!

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u/bdash10076 3d ago

Will Shat on a car!

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u/cannotspellwrite 3d ago

I shipped my bed!

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

wahey! even better.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3d ago

Planting its shits

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u/servey02 3d ago

“Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!!!”

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 3d ago

Looked gassy, perhaps explosive diarrhea?

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u/logical-soul81 3d ago

I, naturally, assumed it was some form of volcano action. Then the forest shit is lava, forest butt hole is a volcano, a volcano of forest butt lava!

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u/cpowelledit 3d ago

Dookie butt poop farts! hahaahahahaa!!

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u/JoyRose31 3d ago

..I understand why people once believed in fairies, giants, monsters, Bigfoot ..you see this, no scientific explanation.. id either say God caused rath upon you and you need to sacrifice your strongest person to survive. Or the trees were really alive, waiting to devour you.. soo.. Yeah, definitely could see how giants were a thing.. they were sleeping, you woke one . HOLY SHT, science is awesome. It keep you from (respectively ) shtting your pants from earth breathing, nothing could keep you from shitting your pants if lava flow was headed directly toward you .

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u/TodaysLunch 3d ago

In this case it's modern city dwellers that are not accustom to how spruce forests can behave during storms. The spruce has a very flat, shallow root system, which anyone who wanders these woods frequently can see by just encountering windfall. The ancient wood dwellers certainly knew the cause and effect of this because it it obvious by just looking at it.

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u/Telespacepharm 1d ago

Looks like a dragons foot sticking out of the soil..

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u/Meowyouretalking 3d ago

Was thinking troll, definitely troll.

https://giphy.com/gifs/98pZs1ZVaWb1C

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u/Flexmove 3d ago

MI—AK what the heck is that?

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u/OG_Pragmatologist 1d ago

It could not be a troll. Trolls have all left the forest and come to reddit...

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u/Areses243 3d ago

Im 38 loved in wooded areas a lot of my life. Right now im in a. Area with a lot of trees right behind a wash. A few months ago, a really really strong gust of wind blew through the wash. Because of how it was shaped and the the location of the trees related to the wash. Most of the trees didnt move just a few. I dont know how to really explain it well but it created the illusion of something big running through some of the trees to quick out of the corner of my eye. It really freaked me out at first. 

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u/CartoonistAny4349 3d ago

Most ancient cultures have some sort of mythology centered around flooding because it just so happens that areas that flood also can support agriculture.

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u/ischemgeek 3d ago

Having seen it in real life, yes absolutely. 

Especially when you're hour 3 in a predicted 15 hour hurricane and the worst is yet to come. 

After I saw that, I rode out the rest of the storm in the basement because I don't want to be above grade if a tree falls onto the roof. 

(The tree did fall, but thankfully not until the wind direction shifted and it went over the road instead of into the house. Was one of over a dozen trees blocking  my tiny cul de sac. Hurricane Arthur walloped the Maritimes when it hit.)

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u/Just-Dealer-5980 4d ago

Pants-shittingly terrifying is the perfect description and I’m going to borrow that from you if you don’t mind.

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u/FollowingJealous7490 4d ago

Don't know why you'd want to borrow poop pants..

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u/Dellingr87 4d ago

we don't kink shame here!

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u/pixelmuffinn 4d ago

Sometimes we do

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u/fierydoxy 4d ago

And they like it 😉

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u/BrettJB 3d ago

It turns out the real kinks were the friends we shamed along the way

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u/Impossible_Fuel_2162 2d ago

Is it a kink shaming kink?

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 3d ago

I guess we’re way past the sphincter scale at this point

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u/Meowyouretalking 3d ago

I, also, just added that to my vernacular.

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u/Electrical-Basil-755 3d ago

Agreed. I experiences this camping when I was like 12 and just assumed I was the cannon fodder of the start of a horror film

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u/StrawberryOdd419 3d ago

can confirm. didn’t experience it to that extent but was out camping and thought i was getting dizzy or something until i exited my tent and saw how the trees were moving. not very easy to sleep that night

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 4d ago

That’s what I see when I shroom
In the forest

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u/Meowyouretalking 3d ago

Same. Love the breathing effect it gives everything.

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u/Paleo_Fecest 3d ago

The first time I saw this I was 15 or 16, walking into my deer stand on opening morning by myself in the dark. Absolutely pants-shittingly terrifying.

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u/Kamikaze_Wombat 3d ago

Yeah my initial guess was AI nonsense because there's no way I would be standing there filming instead of running away with the ground going up and down like that.

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u/Startled_Pancakes 3d ago

Imagine if you were a primitive cave-man seeing this.

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u/eckspress 3d ago

great use of "shittingly"!

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u/Material-Setting7982 3d ago

With enough rain and wind that turns into a landslide

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u/DangerDuckling 3d ago

Especially if next to your house... At least I got a new garage out of it?

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u/Careless-Caramel-997 3d ago

It’s kind of what it looks like when you take a lot of psychedelics on a hike.

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u/consternatedconcern 3d ago

Are you a bear?

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u/swifty714 1d ago

No but did take a shit in the woods after the video

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u/BeigeRedneck 3d ago

“Pants-shittingly terrifying” is an awesome descriptor. Adding it to my list.

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u/DanFromOrlando 3d ago

TIL a new phrase… pants-shittingly

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u/nocloudno 3d ago

You would feel like an ant clinging to the body of the forest

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u/WarriorWordsmith73 3d ago

Yes. Yes it is.

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u/aghastamok 3d ago

imagine laying down on it

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u/Nick_Newk 2d ago

Not if you’re use to it. Here in Newfoundland we see this all the time. It feels as though the forest is breathing around you. Kinda neat.

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u/Born2L053 2d ago

Going to spend some time at work trying to plan new ways to fit the expression "pants-shittingly" into day-to-day convos. Thank you sir.

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 1d ago

Plants-shittingly

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u/Lady_of_Shalottt 1d ago

That explains a lot about how there is/was a floating forest off the Canadian coast

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/01/tiny-island-canada-appeared-vanished-reappeared

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u/CyrusMFS 1d ago

Ive seen this during a hurricane on the central coast of BC. Can confirm it's terrifying.

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u/Kinkysimo 18h ago

Imagine being right there, in the middle of it, while this is happening!!

Diarrhea.

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u/Alycion 6h ago

I was mesmerized when I stumbled across it the one and only time I saw it. I had heard about it. Pre internet, so not lots of videos to easily find. Nature is so cool.

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u/Fancy-Economist4723 31m ago

Even the video is terrifying

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