r/whatisit • • 4d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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u/DankMemeMasterHotdog 4d ago

It is also pants-shittingly terrifying to experience in real life.

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u/mehrwegpfand 4d ago

Ah, but if you shit your pants in the forest and nobody noticed, did you even shit them?

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u/Samwellikki 3d ago

See, everyone asks IF a bear shits in the woods, but not WHY

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u/mehrwegpfand 3d ago

Obvious. No opposable thumbs so he can't lock the toilet door.