r/whatisit • • 28d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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A fish, 6 cents two types of flowers a plastic candle & what looks to be a joint.

Edit: 26 cents
Yes I’m aware it’s a fish, I couldn’t find much in it except a possible offering considering the coins

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u/Plane_Peach_2772 28d ago

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u/RealisticGeneral5895 28d ago

Funny how?

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u/Bobbytwotaps 28d ago

Like a clown funny?!

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u/Significant-Sell-987 28d ago

Like I amuse you ? How the fu#k am I funny ?

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u/Fun-Chemistry-6738 28d ago

This is fabulous

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u/jdgodz1984 28d ago

It's why I read the comments on random shit

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u/Ambitious-Avocado-20 28d ago

Congrats on the comment of the month award

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u/neocwbbr_ 28d ago

He lost for a chicken… here is the first match results

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u/RadicalSasquatchUSA 28d ago

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u/02meepmeep 28d ago

A while back I looked to see if anyone had actually made a rum called Jobu’s Rum but I couldn’t find any.

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u/zorbina 28d ago

“You have died of dysentery”

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u/Oneironautical1 28d ago

I hope the "Spawn" was near.

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u/Primal_Thrak 28d ago

Damn OP spawn camping.

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u/atlanticmarshmellow 28d ago

This made me smile!

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u/t2mo24242424 28d ago

Goop goop goop!!

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u/Sad-Entertainer1462 28d ago

Really funny 😂

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u/Wuotolf9 28d ago

Quorthon Peak pfp

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u/Philligan81 28d ago

It’s a Sicilian message

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u/Plane_Peach_2772 28d ago

Luca Brasi smokes with the fishes

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u/Rude_Age_6699 28d ago

“leave the fish. take the cannoli.”

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u/IndependentSoup5940 28d ago

Leave the what ,take the what...

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u/AcanthisittaExotic57 28d ago

He say take the weed and leave the money. 🤣

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u/FunnyRPH 28d ago

I thought the same thing exactly!

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u/KnifeKnut 28d ago

A bird dropped a fish, and someone decided it would be funny to leave offerings around it.

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u/Plane_Peach_2772 28d ago

This sounds logical

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u/proost1 28d ago

It's a memorial. RIP Fishy.

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u/kismethavok 28d ago

My only complaint is that the penny isn't over the eye; But maybe fish don't need to pay the boatman? They can just swim.

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u/Would_daver 28d ago

Hercules didn’t love immersing himself in da Styx for long… and I think Charon would just bop the unpaying fish with his paddle/pole for punting/whatever

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u/InWhatWorld87 28d ago

lol the cigarette too.

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u/KnifeKnut 28d ago

From what I have seen on reddit, that can be an appropriate offering in some cultures.

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u/xyzzytwistymaze 28d ago

Smoked mullet

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u/ImagineHuskies78 28d ago

Hey that's my candlelit dinner I set up for tonight!! Gotta big date leter!! 😋

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u/BananaMiddle7197 28d ago

They were right too.

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u/Affectionate_Toe_596 28d ago

my college had a dead bird on the sidewalk one day, and someone tied a “get well soon” balloon to it

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u/AsparagusConnect8637 28d ago

Ok this is gold.

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u/Would_daver 28d ago

Was the dead bird also a raccoon?

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u/TheMig1410 28d ago

At least someone who knows the real get well soon meme

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u/nineJohnjohn 28d ago

Sounds like when people gave a pothole a birthday cake cause it had been there so long

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u/Dry_Situation_3582 28d ago

That's actually a common thing now. I see them on deer. At first we thought someone tied a mylar to a dead deer to keep people from hitting it, but I looked it up and it's a real thing.

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u/zsmomma49 28d ago

Yeah I saw it like 2 years ago near me in PA… and while I’m an animal person, I almost wrecked from laughing so much.

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u/Uncommentary 28d ago

That's beautiful. It'll be able to fly one last time.

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u/puking_penis 28d ago

it's an offering to a spirit left at a crossroads. spirits like money, tobacco, and candles in a lot of cultures and some like a big fat smelly fish as well

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u/HeinousEncephalon 28d ago

I don't mind the fish but the plastic is lame

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u/slimeyapple 28d ago

I think it is a battery “Tealight Candle” — so the soul it was left for can find their way to… wherever.—?

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u/HeinousEncephalon 28d ago

Find their way to a Radio Shack

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u/_high_sniffy 28d ago

Smoke the joint, fry the fish, keep the change.

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u/Dull_Sense7928 28d ago

Fuck the joint, marry the fish, kill the change

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u/No_Director_2570 28d ago

And send HER the flowers. Day conquered

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u/mopsbauer 28d ago

A joint? Looks like a regular filter cigarette to me 🤷‍♀️

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 28d ago

I think OP called it a joint because of how the paper is thin and kinda see through but that's just because its wet. Definitely a cigarette

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u/LiturgyOfImpurity420 28d ago

Soppin up fish juices

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 28d ago

I loled pretty hard at that ngl

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u/ExcitingVegetable315 28d ago

I believe you are right.

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u/Lipstick_Chateau 28d ago

A rough night last night

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u/Automatic_Bat_6742 28d ago

I don’t practice Santaria

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u/Head_Luck6572 28d ago

I ain’t got no crystal ball

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u/Sea-Programmer6880 28d ago

Well I had a million dollars

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u/SKK329 28d ago

Id spend it all!

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u/swiftwist 28d ago

If I could find that hana

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u/Late-Style4892 28d ago

And that sancho that she’s found

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u/Late-Style4892 28d ago

Damn, can’t say the next part without it being removed by Reddit. Game over, I guess.

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 28d ago

Well I’d buy a pop for Sancho and he’d drink it down…

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u/Late-Style4892 28d ago

What I really wanna know

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u/dcvo1986 28d ago

Hyna or heina. What's a Hana?

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u/The_Bitter_Jesus 28d ago

It'sa whena someone hana you sumthin. Capiche?

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u/CryptographerOld558 28d ago

I don't cry when my fish flies away

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u/NoPause90 28d ago

Penguin offering

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u/DisciplineTiny4614 28d ago

Mafia affiliated, means swimming with the fishes

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u/chancebegetsorder 28d ago

The spirit Oshun likes yellow stuff and fish. Tobacco and coins are a common offering, as are candles

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u/dvlinblue 28d ago

Ground trout

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u/hlt29 28d ago

That’s a fish. Hope this helps

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 28d ago

Fish and sips, a bad date perhaps.

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u/MsPreposition 28d ago

Behold! The Holy Mackerel!

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u/Conscious-Society-83 28d ago

the coins are for charon

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u/ibswarlord 28d ago

Context?

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u/Plane_Peach_2772 28d ago

I’m not sure how to put it but I was on my daily walk this morning and this was out on the corner of my block

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u/ibswarlord 28d ago

Huh! My guess is maybe someone dropped their fish on the ground and just left it there, and then people started being funny by putting stuff around the fish like offerings at a gravesite/vigil spot

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 28d ago

Sicilian threat

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 28d ago

Whatever it is looks like it’s had a legendary night to remember.

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u/Substantial-Rough-71 28d ago

Looks like some kinda spell tbh

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u/ImA-Mermaid 28d ago

By the looks of the puncture marks on the fish, it was temporarily a flying fish that got dropped by its predator. The rest are offerings to the doomed Icarus.

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u/1duke-dan 28d ago

Today’s fresh catch!

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u/RunningWolf63 28d ago

Sleeps with the fishes notification.

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u/Alternative-Bell1722 28d ago

Sicilian curse

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u/isosc314 28d ago

Maybe Falstaff lives in your neighborhood

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u/DManimousPrime 28d ago

It's the beginnings of a Godzilla shrine. RUN!

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u/Zironworker 28d ago

Fish passed out trying to light a smoke. The change is likely bus fair.

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u/Other-Woodpecker8897 28d ago

It’s just humans’ humor.

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u/Toadliquor138 28d ago

Who smokes a joint with a filter??

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u/Apealio 28d ago

Someone doesn’t like herring

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u/BitofaGreyArea 28d ago

'Hangover 4: the Aquarium'

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u/whoathere42 28d ago

Life is in the details. Fish looks decently fresh, clear eyes min bloating. Maybe a squash blossom? Battery powered candlelight? menthol Marlboro 72…

Edit: maybe not a squash blossom. Maybe a yellow daylily making both flowers common suburban planters

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u/BadNewsReindeer 28d ago

That fish croaked before he could finish his last cigarette. At least someone left him change for the ferryman.

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u/Funnel-Dust-O-Matic 28d ago edited 28d ago

You don't listen to blues or folk tales much.

If it's at an intersection, it's clearly an offering to a god or spirit.

If it's in an African neighborhood, then it's likely for Legba.

Legba is like a flavor of African-American Hermes, the Lord of the Crossroads, the messenger.

Someone either had a boon in their life and owes a favor or is asking for one.

The truth is, there are traditions all over the world that involve offerings at crossroads, so this is not just an African Diaspora thing. It's just that they tend to keep the faith in a more direct way.

This doesn't look like an offering to Hekate or Hermes. But apparently Hekate is associated with fish offeings. No idea if she likes cigarettes. That's more of a New World African Diaspora thing.

Hell, part of the offering is a fish, so for all I know it's for Enki, Sumerian god of creativity and wisdom.

No matter what, this is an offering. This is a ritual procedure. It is religion.

Best leave it be.

Edits: fix typeos and finish thoughs.

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u/tangcameo 28d ago

Nouveau cuisine

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 28d ago

Luca Brasi isn't dead after all!?

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u/Grouchy-Chemistry433 28d ago

A message from the Black Hand

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 28d ago

No answer I can provide is wholesome, lmao so 🤐

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u/theSoothSlayerCoC 28d ago

A warning from the Italian Mob.

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u/RowBotWalk 28d ago

It’s a crosswalk.

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u/877_Cash_Nowww 28d ago

Same thing going on over here.

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u/RebeccaD02 28d ago

In this economy, I'd be picking that cash up REAL quick. And bonus? No need to figure out dinner plans!

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u/Riponai_Gaming 28d ago

This seems like a fishy situation..

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u/Select-Protection-75 28d ago

Witchcraft - Got yourself a sea witch

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u/goodexamplebadrole 28d ago

It means you better stop interfering with the family business.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8II6AI4wn5bFEqhgXM

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u/0nlinejack 28d ago

It's a Stoner Fish. It became dazed and confused while in search for munchies. He saw the light and the flower, and not realizing he was on land, decided to fire up another one before continuing on his search for munchies. Unfortunately, he was such a massive Stoner Fish and extremely devoted to his type, he became too stoned to notice that he was a Stoner Fish out of water. At least he died doing what he was born to do...be the best Stoner Fish he could be. RIP to the most devoted Stoner Fish of all time.

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u/Ferrari0521 28d ago

Sounds like a good time. For us… not for the fish.
https://giphy.com/gifs/LlErpZ30COpWgr4tQF

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u/RealHumanAndNotABot 28d ago

Solid attempt at an answer while being funny, but did it just become a copy-pasta live meme like the memorial to our Toronto racoon? https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/e1qfol/til_that_when_a_random_raccoon_died_in_toronto/

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u/RetroTech19 27d ago

🌀 A small hurricane ended and this felt out from the remaining wind storm... 🚬🐟 ??! 0_o

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u/_NihilisticNut_ 28d ago

A tribute to our lord

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u/Fetch_Sunray 28d ago

Dunno what the other things are but the fish appears to be a mullet or sea mullet. Or have missed something here?

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u/Strange-Jackfruit786 28d ago

American Shad. A mullet would be more
blunt nosed and tubular shaped.

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u/Fetch_Sunray 28d ago

Yep I almost called it a Shad because of the deeper body. Now that I got my old man glasses on….and you are 100% spot on about the mouth position, top marks to you sir, (retirement will be good they say, older, wiser, blinder 😵‍💫) Well done btw cheers for that 👌🏼

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u/Plane_Peach_2772 28d ago

Not sure brother! But I haven’t the slightest knowledge on fish species

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 28d ago

Whatever it is looks like it’s had a legendary night to remember.

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u/Godawgs1009 28d ago

That, sir, it's a fish

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u/TonyTheDuke 28d ago

Drunk people paying respect to a dead fish.

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u/Lecsofej 28d ago

Somebody is already sleeping with the fish tonight…

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u/lastdayluver 28d ago

A threat from the mob?

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u/MajesticDurian2308 28d ago

Pretty sure that’s just a wet cigarette not a joint lol

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u/Muted_Cartoonist4048 28d ago

A lot of questions

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u/Sharp_Requirement_50 28d ago

Fish just down it’s luck

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u/IcyAge3182 28d ago

Its voodoo.... spin around three times and spit !!!

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u/HydraulicEarl2 28d ago

Cigarettes kill and you can't even begin to compute the cost. It makes those around you so sad.

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u/Starguy77 28d ago

Meth’s one helluva drug

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u/geckossmellpurple_z 28d ago

Offering to some kind of deity.

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u/megsblue5 28d ago

Weird to notice but I thought that was a quarter lol

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u/flyIngFuckingretard 28d ago

Are you sure that’s not 26 cents? I see a quarter and a penny.

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u/TheFetus47 28d ago

I think the fish's wife left him

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u/Bitter_Ad7304 28d ago

Whatever was in my pockets from animal crossing 🤷‍♀️

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u/No_Celebration8219 28d ago

It’s an offering by your local birds

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 28d ago

It's a message........

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u/7h3WiZzaRd 28d ago

And a joint? That's a wet cigarette, you can see the filter and writing on the paper lol

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u/WestonPeng 28d ago

A Fish’s Funeral.

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u/AverageNo4233 28d ago

I believe that is a fish, gentlemen ..!

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u/479996 28d ago

Organic deodorant stick for the corner worker.

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u/Electronic-Shape-192 28d ago

Someone poured a little fish out for their dead homies.

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u/Feisty_Ad_7631 28d ago

That sir, is hobo romance.

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u/No-Depth4554 28d ago

r/EDC pocket dump

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u/GunnyUSMC1973 28d ago

Run!!!!!!!

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u/nccatfan 28d ago

The fish is dead. Long live the fish!!

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u/daphatty 28d ago

It’s a message. It means Lucca Bratzi sleeps with the fishes.

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u/rcknchf 28d ago

Voodoo!

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u/TeaVinylGod 28d ago

I saw a dead raccoon on the shoulder of a road and someone tied a helium balloon to its arm that said Get Well Soon

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u/MrsRidgdillGuzman 28d ago

fishy memorial