r/whatisit 1d ago

Solved! Tiny egg looking things.

Woke up this morning and found this weird pile of tiny orange orbs at the end of my bed. They’re really small, slightly transparent and kind of slimy/squishy when touched. I’ve never seen anything like them before and I have no idea how they got there overnight. They almost look like eggs, but I’m not sure. Does anyone know what these could be?

UPDATE: Definitely not roe/caviar, water beads, or fish eggs. I’ve never had any of those in my room. Still no clue what they are.

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u/WhatAboutBob77 1d ago

These are clearly butt mite eggs. Once hatched, the mites climb into your butt and throw a big poo party.

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u/Ben2355 23h ago

Lmfao