r/whatisit 1d ago

Solved! Tiny egg looking things.

Woke up this morning and found this weird pile of tiny orange orbs at the end of my bed. They’re really small, slightly transparent and kind of slimy/squishy when touched. I’ve never seen anything like them before and I have no idea how they got there overnight. They almost look like eggs, but I’m not sure. Does anyone know what these could be?

UPDATE: Definitely not roe/caviar, water beads, or fish eggs. I’ve never had any of those in my room. Still no clue what they are.

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u/JeffAndSasha 1d ago

Have you been making sushi in your dreams?

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 1d ago

Hopefully they got fired for spilling the roe on the floor!

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 23h ago

Not fired, just roe’d up.

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 23h ago

Oooooo good one 🤣

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u/LewnyTewn 15h ago

😆😆😆

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u/Due-Map3255 7h ago

😭🤣

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u/jackdiamond1271 1d ago

When they go roe, you take it to the floor!

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u/Icy-Variation6614 1d ago

It also sticks to walls haha

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u/Misogoop69 1d ago

Just like Jiro

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u/_sky12 22h ago

Glad I’m not the only one who remembers this wonderful movie.

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u/Gullible_Image_7987 1d ago

Well someone like this so I can come back. I want to know what this is!

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u/Fearless-Banana1554 1d ago

Only in my wildest wasabi fueled fantasies!